Bijoux Indiscrets Water-based Personal Lubricant Review

My Verdict
Fancy skin-care level lube? Yes, please! If my face gets great, nourishing ingredients, then why not treat my vulva to the same! This lube was lovely and thick and felt nourishing to use. It didn't leave any stickiness and felt great for different uses! It's a small bottle but I found that just a little dollop was enough (ymmv). Having tried it a few more times, I'm happy to report that Bijoux Indiscrets Water-based Lube has rightfully earned it's place on my night stand. My favorite way to use this luxuriously thick lube is for external play with toys or fingers. I can see this thicker, more moisturising formula being good for those with vaginal dryness who are looking for a water-based lube.
Recommended for
I would recommend any first-timer or beginner this toy, as it's very easy to learn and use.
Beginner: Suited for those new to the world of sex toys. These products are designed with simplicity and ease of use in mind, providing a gentle introduction to enhance your experiences. Whether you're exploring for the first time or looking for something straightforward, these items are a perfect starting point.
Intermediate: Tailored for individuals who have some familiarity with sex toys and are looking to explore further. These products offer a balance between comfort and new sensations, allowing you to expand your horizons and discover new pleasures. Ideal for those ready to take the next step in their journey.
Advanced: Designed for the experienced and adventurous. These products cater to those who are well-acquainted with sex toys and are seeking more intense or diverse sensations. If you're looking to push boundaries and explore the depths of pleasure, these items are crafted just for you.
About The Bijoux Indiscrets Water-Based Personal Lubricant
This water.-based lubricant from Bijoux Indiscrets is designed to support a healthy microbiome. It has no glycerin, parabens, colors or fragrance and has a slightly acidic pH to match the vagina's natural pH. It contains hyularonic acid, panthenol, bioecola and aloe vera to enhance the moisturising and balancing qualities.
Pros
- ✅Lovely packaging
- ✅Thick consistency
- ✅Great ingredients
- ✅Pleasant scent from the aloe vera
Cons
- ❌Small bottle
- ❌A little pricy
Table of contents (12)
Personal Experience

This table sums up the results of the tests I carried out on this lube. If you want a more detailed description of the tests, then just keep reading…
Did I like the design? | Yes |
How easily does it wash off the skin? | Very easy to wash off |
Lid functionality/bottle functionality | Very easy |
pH level | 4.5 (measured by company) |
FDA approved | No |
How expensive is it? | High price |
Longevity test | Medium-Long |
Viscosity | Slow pour |
Thickness | Thick |
Smell | No fragrance (slight aloe scent) |
Taste | No flavor |
Warming Intensity | No warming |
How tacky is it? | Low to Medium tackiness |
Condoms | Yes |
Sex toys | All materials |
Did it stain the sheets? | No |
Design

I think the design of packaging is great. It's simple, cute, and works well! I would say the packaging is quite gendered, so even though they write that it can be used by anyone with any genitalia on their website, the design is quite stereotypically feminine, which might not be everyone's cup of tea.
Ease of Use

I like that this lube is quite thick. It makes it easy to get the right amount and it doesn't run everywhere when you open the cap. It also makes it easy to place it where you want it. Also, being water-based, it's compatible with all toy and condom materials, which is great!
Quality

This seems like a great quality lube! The ingredients list looks great and it provides some nice lubrication. It is fragrance free (as lube should be) but has a nice delicate scent from the aloe vera. I'm also a big fan of the consistency.
Price

I do think this lube is a bit pricier than a standard lube, but it does contain some great ingredients and feels lovely. I also found I didn't need to use a lot for a good effect! I think this would make a lovely treat for yourself or a partner!
Performance

This lube was just lovely to use! I really like the thicker gel-like consistency that doesn't just run off. It felt fantastic using it with fingers and toys. It didn't feel sticky at all and didn't leave any residue and left me feeling fresh and soft after use.
Packaging

I loved that the set came packaged in a cute little presentation box with the lube and extra samples sachets in — so thank you to Bijoux Indiscrets for going the extra mile! I also really appreciate that the bottle the lube comes in is actually made of sugarcane!
Materials and care

This is a water-based lube so it's compatible with all kinds of sex toys and condoms. It also washes out of sheets without leaving a mark and washes off of skin easily.
Specifications and features
Volume | 2.5 fl. oz |
Ingredients | Aqua (Water), Xanthan Gum, Sodium Benzoate, Panthenol, Alpha-Glucan Oligosaccharide, Lactic Acid, Sodium Hyaluronate, Aloe Barbadensis Leaf Juice Powder |
Condom safe | Yes |
Comparing Bijoux Indiscrets Water-Based Personal Lubricant with alternatives
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Overall score | NaN / 5.0 | 4.8 / 5.0 | 4.7 / 5.0 | 4.2 / 5.0 | 4.5 / 5.0 |
Bedbible rating | 4.8 / 5.0 | 5.0 / 5.0 | 4.7 / 5.0 | 4.0 / 5.0 | 4.5 / 5.0 |
User rating | NaN / 5.0 from 0 users | 4.5 / 5.0 from 58 users | 4.7 / 5.0 from 99 users | 4.3 / 5.0 from 11 users | 4.5 / 5.0 from 4 users |
Price | Cheap | Affordable | Cheap | Cheap | Cheap |
Design | 100 / 100 | 95 / 100 | 75 / 100 | 80 / 100 | 100 / 100 |
Ease of use | 100 / 100 | 100 / 100 | 90 / 100 | 80 / 100 | 90 / 100 |
Quality | 100 / 100 | 95 / 100 | 100 / 100 | 85 / 100 | 100 / 100 |
Sound | - | - | - | - | - |
Power | - | - | - | - | - |
Buzzy/Rumbly | - | - | - | - | - |
Volume | 2.5 fl. oz | 120ml/4oz fl. oz | 3.4 fl. oz | 4.2 fl oz/125ml fl. oz | 5.1 fl.oz / 150ml fl. oz |
Ingredients | Aqua (Water), Xanthan Gum, Sodium Benzoate, Panthenol, Alpha-Glucan Oligosaccharide, Lactic Acid, Sodium Hyaluronate, Aloe Barbadensis Leaf Juice Powder | Aqua, Propanediol, Hydroxyethylcellulose, Sodium Benzoate, Potassium Sorbate, Citric Acid, Organic Lycium Barbarum (Goji) Fruit Extract, Organic Cymbopogon Schoenanthus (Lemongrass) Extract, Organic Aloe Barbadensis (Aloe Vera) Leaf Extract | Aqua (Water), Propylene Glycol, Ethoxydiglycol, Hydroxypropyl Guar Hydroxypropyltrimonium Chloride, Hydroxyethylcellulose, Sodium Saccharin, Citric Acid | Organic Aloe Barbadensis Decolorized Leaf Juice*, Organic Agar Agar, Organic Guar Gum, Natural Tocopherols (Vitamin E), Organic Hibiscus Extract, Organic Flax Extract, Organic Green Tea Extract, Organic Sunflower Seed Extract, Potassium Sorbate, Citric Acid. | Aloe Barbadensis (Aloe Vera) Leaf Juice Powder, Linum Usitatissimum (Flax) Seed Extract, Cyamopsis Tetragonoloba (Guar) Gum, Ceratonia Siliqua Gum, Xanthan Gum, Sodium(Natrium) Chloride, Potassium Sorbate, Citric Acid, Sodium Benzoate |
Condom safe | Yes | Yes - all types | Compatible with natural rubber latex condoms, but not with polyurethane and polyisoprene condoms | Rubber, latex and polyurethane | Yes - all types |
Waterproof | - | Yes - for a short time | - | - | No |
Materials | - | Plastic bottle | Bottle: Plastic | Plastic bottle | Cardboard box, Plastic bottle |
Openings | - | Click-close lid | - | - | - |
Texture | - | Thick and slimy | - | - | - |
Allergies | - | - | Does not contain glycerin, parabens, paraffins, fat, synthetic color or preservatives | - | - |
Fastening | - | - | - | Click-close lid | - |
Reviewed by:
Isabelle Uren