Cowgirl Cone Portable Sex Machine Review
My Verdict
The Cowgirl Cone is a vibrating sex machine that comes with two attachments: a saddle to bump n' grind on, and a short dildo to ride. This sex toy set is a great buy if you are a major fan of riding, are not shopping on a budget, and have room for a large toy among your collection!
Buy, if you...
- Enjoy riding and grinding
- Want a toy that can be controlled by a partner
- Would like a toy that can easily be remote-controlled
- Love strong, deep vibrations
- Are looking for a toy to put on a show!
Don't buy, if you...
- Are shopping on a budget
- Prefer receiving pleasure while lying down
- Have bodily limitations that make it difficult to be on top
- Are looking for a small, compact vibrator
- Prefer a toy that does all the work
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About The Cowgirl Cone
The Cowgirl Cone is a 3-part sex machine that comes with a cone-shaped base and 2 attachments that hook into the base for play. The two attachments are The Alamo (a 3.5 inch dildo) and The Saddle (a ridged surface to grind on). The Cone is intended for riding, vibrates, and comes with an optional remote and phone app for easy solo and partner play, as well as teasing!
The vibrations of the Cowgirl Cone are fairly quiet, extremely powerful, and somewhat rumbly
Pros
- ✅Powerful, rumbly vibrations
- ✅Hands-free pleasure (with remote or app)
- ✅Waterproof
- ✅High-quality materials and construction
- ✅Comes with two attachments
- ✅Much smaller than a traditional saddle sex machine
Cons
- ❌Expensive
- ❌Only vibrates, doesn't thrust
- ❌Still quite bulky compared to a regular vibrator
- ❌Very firm dildo
Table of contents (12)
Personal Experience
When I heard about the Cowgirl Cone, I was curious to try such a powerful sex machine! Even though I’m not the biggest fan of riding for solo play, I was pleased to discover that the Cone’s vibrations were very strong. As someone with a vulva, I enjoyed the vibrating saddle for foreplay and teasing the entire external area. I found that the bulb of the saddle was also good for riding, particularly teasing the vaginal opening and light penetration, which I loved.
Dildo Disappointment
The cone’s dildo attachment wasn’t my favorite. I found the dildo to be too hard and not curved enough for G-spot pleasure. Because it’s hard, it isn’t very bendable, and so riding it felt rigid and uncomfortable at times. This caused some pain (I have chronic pelvic pain), so I’d probably stick to a penetrating sex machine with a soft dildo in the future, or just keep it simple with my good-old dildo + wand duo for masturbation.Design
The Cowgirl Cone has a luxurious look and feel. The base of the cone is large with a very strong suction cup to stick it to the floor or other surface. It has buttons on it for navigating through the various vibration speeds and patterns (20 vibration patterns and 10 intensities). The Saddle Attachment has ridges for extra genital stimulation, and The Alamo Attachment (the dildo) is designed to imitate a realistic penis that's on the smaller side. Personally, I didn't love the dildo, but the design of the rest of the machine was effective and unique!
Ease of Use
The Cowgirl Cone is a great toy because it comes with many options for use. You could control the toy's vibrations by using the buttons on the base of the cone, the battery-controlled remote, or the user-friendly phone app. The cone's base also has a very powerful suction which makes it easier to use for folks who can't maneuver holding down the base of a toy while riding. Attaching The Saddle and Alamo, however, may be a little more difficult for folks who don't have finger dexterity, as you have to slip the edge of the attachments onto the cone base.
Quality
The Cowgirl Cone feels expensive. The material and feel of the cone base and the attachments are substantial, sturdy, and high-quality. The cone, when in use, is on the louder side, but that is to be expected for a powerful sex machine.
Price
Personally, I don't think the Cowgirl Cone is worth its price tag of ~$300+. That's mainly because I'm not interested in spending that much for a sex machine that doesn't do the work for me! I'd rather save it for a machine that vibrates and penetrates. However, if you're a big fan of riding toys, or are looking for a toy that you can use to put on shows, this is a great buy, as the Cone packs a major punch.
Performance
The Cowgirl Cone lives up to its promise of providing a strong, rumbly vibration. The cone's suction is the strongest I've ever seen, and the remote control and phone app make this toy even more fun to use.
Packaging
One downside of this toy is its size, which is understandable considering it is a high quality and powerful sex machine. This said, the packaging is also pretty substantial. The Cowgirl Cone comes in a large box (which was shipped discreetly) that has a bit of a stereotypical, cis-heteronormative design on it featuring a slim, straight couple having sex. Personally, I didn't appreciate as it isn’t queer and body-inclusive, but when you look at the website, it's a much different story — I wish they could have extended that to their packaging too! My only other critique is that I wished the packaging had come with a handle. Since I can imagine folks traveling with the Cowgirl Cone, it would nice if it was easier to transport.
Materials and care
The Cowgirl Cone is made from body-safe, phthalate-free, non-porous silicone and ABS plastic. The cone and its two attachments are waterproof (IPX7 waterproof, meaning it is technically able to be submerged for up to 30 minutes) which is great both for cleaning and for squirters! You can easily wash this toy with warm water and mild, unscented soap or a sex toy cleaner. It does not come with a storage bag, but you can use its original packaging box for continued storage. The cone is also rechargeable and comes with a USB charging cable.
Specifications and features
Vibration speeds | 10 |
Vibration patterns | 20 |
Length | Dildo: 6.7 inches |
Insertable length | Dildo: 4 inches |
Diameter | Dildo: 1.2 inches |
Width | Cone: 7.4 inches, Saddle: 3.5 inches |
Height | Cone: 5.5 inches, Saddle: 3.8 inches |
Weight | 2.7 lbs |
Maximum Weight | 500 lbs |
Flexibility | Dildo: Rigid |
Materials | Silicone |
Waterproof | Cone: Yes, Remote: Splashproof |
Battery Life | 180 minutes |
Rechargeable | Cone: Yes, Remote: No, Uses CR 2032 Battery (included) |
Charging Time | 270 minutes |
Remote Controls | Yes, Wireless Remote Control |
App Controls | Yes, via the Cowgirl App |
Travel Lock | Yes |
Storage Bag Included | No |
Colors Available | Black |
Comparing Cowgirl Cone with alternatives
Cowgirl Cone | |||||
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Overall score | 4.0 / 5.0 | 4.5 / 5.0 | 4.9 / 5.0 | 4.5 / 5.0 | 3.2 / 5.0 |
Bedbible rating | 4.0 / 5.0 | 4.2 / 5.0 | 4.8 / 5.0 | 4.0 / 5.0 | 2.2 / 5.0 |
User rating | 4 / 5.0 from 3 users | 4.7 / 5.0 from 3 users | 5 / 5.0 from 2 users | 5 / 5.0 from 2 users | 4.2 / 5.0 from 80 users |
Price | Premium | Affordable | Premium | Moderate | Pricey |
Design | 90 / 100 | 80 / 100 | 100 / 100 | 100 / 100 | 85 / 100 |
Ease of use | 80 / 100 | 85 / 100 | 90 / 100 | 75 / 100 | 40 / 100 |
Quality | 100 / 100 | 70 / 100 | 100 / 100 | 85 / 100 | 40 / 100 |
Sound | 60 / 100 | - | 100 / 100 | - | 100 / 100 |
Power | 100 / 100 | - | 100 / 100 | - | 20 / 100 |
Buzzy/Rumbly | very rumbly | - | very rumbly | - | very buzzy |
Vibration speeds | 10 | - | Unlimited | - | - |
Vibration patterns | 20 | - | 6 + more with App | - | - |
Length | Dildo: 6.7 inches | 23.9 inches | Machine: 16.7, Magic Hide: 1.18, Uni Horn: 3.5, Flogger: 19.5, Floor Mat: 31.5 inches | - | 12.25 inches |
Insertable length | Dildo: 4 inches | Dildo: 5.4 inches | - | [Stroke Length] 1.18 inches | 6 inches |
Diameter | Dildo: 1.2 inches | Dildo: 1.5 inches | Magic Hide: 1.37, Uni Horn: 1.5 inches | - | 1.5 inches |
Width | Cone: 7.4 inches, Saddle: 3.5 inches | 9.9 inches | Machine: 15.4, Floor Mat: 35.5 inches | - | - |
Height | Cone: 5.5 inches, Saddle: 3.8 inches | 11.5 inches | Machine: 10.9 inches | - | - |
Weight | 2.7 lbs | 7 lbs | 24.5 lbs | - | - |
Maximum Weight | 500 lbs | - | 400 lbs | - | - |
Flexibility | Dildo: Rigid | - | - | - | - |
Materials | Silicone | Machine: Plastic and Metal, Dildo: Silicone, Metal | Steel, Aluminum, Plastic, Silicone, and Vegan Leather | ABS Plastic and Silicone | Silicone, ABS Plastic |
Waterproof | Cone: Yes, Remote: Splashproof | No | No | No | Splashproof |
Battery Life | 180 minutes | - | - | - | - |
Rechargeable | Cone: Yes, Remote: No, Uses CR 2032 Battery (included) | No — Mains-Powered | - | Yes | Yes |
Charging Time | 270 minutes | - | - | - | - |
Remote Controls | Yes, Wireless Remote Control | Yes — Wired Remote | Physical Remote and App Controls | App and Remote Control | Yes, Physical Remote |
App Controls | Yes, via the Cowgirl App | Yes — Lovense Remote app | - | - | - |
Travel Lock | Yes | - | - | - | No |
Storage Bag Included | No | No | - | Yes | No |
Colors Available | Black | White | - | - | Purple |
Thrust Modes | - | Up to 260 strokes/min | - | 3 Modes and a Turbo Mode | 7 |
Adjustable | - | Yes — Height, Angle and Stroke Length (up to 3") | - | Fully Adjustable Angles | - |
Vibration modes | - | - | - | None | 7 |
Reviewed by:
Erica Caparelli