Cowgirl Cone Portable Sex Machine Review

Erica Caparelli
by Erica CaparelliUpdated:
4.0/5

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Overall Rating

4.0/5

Bedbible Rating:

4/5

Reviewed by: 

Erica Caparelli

User Ratings:

4.0/5

Based on user reviews

90/100
DesignBeginner

Rating: Cowgirl Cone was rated 90 out of 100, which means it is designed absolutely incredible.

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80/100
Ease of UseEase of Use

Rating: Cowgirl Cone was rated 80 out of 100, which means it is very easy to figure out and use.

What it is: The Ease of Use rating is a score given on how easy the toy is to operate and use. Aspects that are considered is the suitability for different kinds of people, intuitiveness, and potential learning curve of using the product for pleasure (or pain).

100/100
QualityQuality

Rating: Cowgirl Cone was rated 100 out of 100, which means it is one of the absolute top quality toys.

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Rating: Cowgirl Cone was rated 5 out of 5, which means it is in the premium price range.

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My Verdict

The Cowgirl Cone is a vibrating sex machine that comes with two attachments: a saddle to bump n' grind on, and a short dildo to ride. This sex toy set is a great buy if you are a major fan of riding, are not shopping on a budget, and have room for a large toy among your collection!

Buy, if you...

  1. Enjoy riding and grinding
  2. Want a toy that can be controlled by a partner
  3. Would like a toy that can easily be remote-controlled
  4. Love strong, deep vibrations
  5. Are looking for a toy to put on a show!

Don't buy, if you...

  1. Are shopping on a budget
  2. Prefer receiving pleasure while lying down
  3. Have bodily limitations that make it difficult to be on top
  4. Are looking for a small, compact vibrator
  5. Prefer a toy that does all the work

About The Cowgirl Cone

The Cowgirl Cone is a 3-part sex machine that comes with a cone-shaped base and 2 attachments that hook into the base for play. The two attachments are The Alamo (a 3.5 inch dildo) and The Saddle (a ridged surface to grind on). The Cone is intended for riding, vibrates, and comes with an optional remote and phone app for easy solo and partner play, as well as teasing!

The vibrations of the Cowgirl Cone are fairly quiet, extremely powerful, and somewhat rumbly

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Rating: Cowgirl Cone was rated 3 out of 5, which means it is fairly quiet.

What it is: The sound rating provides a visual representation of how loud the vibrations of Cowgirl Cone felt to the reviewer.

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PowerSound rating

Rating: Cowgirl Cone was rated 5 out of 5, which means it is extremely powerful.

What it is: The power rating describes how fast and strong the vibrations of Cowgirl Cone felt to the reviewer.

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BuzzyBuzzy
What it is: Buzzy vibrators have a high frequency that stimulates the surface (like a high pitch).
RumblyRumbly
What it is: Rumbly vibrators have low-frequency vibrations that stimulate deeper into the tissue (like the bass in music).

Pros

  • Powerful, rumbly vibrations
  • Hands-free pleasure (with remote or app)
  • Waterproof
  • High-quality materials and construction
  • Comes with two attachments
  • Much smaller than a traditional saddle sex machine

Cons

  • Expensive
  • Only vibrates, doesn't thrust
  • Still quite bulky compared to a regular vibrator
  • Very firm dildo

Personal Experience

My Personal Experiences with Cowgirl Cone

When I heard about the Cowgirl Cone, I was curious to try such a powerful sex machine! Even though I’m not the biggest fan of riding for solo play, I was pleased to discover that the Cone’s vibrations were very strong. As someone with a vulva, I enjoyed the vibrating saddle for foreplay and teasing the entire external area. I found that the bulb of the saddle was also good for riding, particularly teasing the vaginal opening and light penetration, which I loved.

Dildo Disappointment

The cone’s dildo attachment wasn’t my favorite. I found the dildo to be too hard and not curved enough for G-spot pleasure. Because it’s hard, it isn’t very bendable, and so riding it felt rigid and uncomfortable at times. This caused some pain (I have chronic pelvic pain), so I’d probably stick to a penetrating sex machine with a soft dildo in the future, or just keep it simple with my good-old dildo + wand duo for masturbation.

Design

Cowgirl Cone Design

The Cowgirl Cone has a luxurious look and feel. The base of the cone is large with a very strong suction cup to stick it to the floor or other surface. It has buttons on it for navigating through the various vibration speeds and patterns (20 vibration patterns and 10 intensities). The Saddle Attachment has ridges for extra genital stimulation, and The Alamo Attachment (the dildo) is designed to imitate a realistic penis that's on the smaller side. Personally, I didn't love the dildo, but the design of the rest of the machine was effective and unique!

Ease of Use

Cowgirl Cone Ease of Use

The Cowgirl Cone is a great toy because it comes with many options for use. You could control the toy's vibrations by using the buttons on the base of the cone, the battery-controlled remote, or the user-friendly phone app. The cone's base also has a very powerful suction which makes it easier to use for folks who can't maneuver holding down the base of a toy while riding. Attaching The Saddle and Alamo, however, may be a little more difficult for folks who don't have finger dexterity, as you have to slip the edge of the attachments onto the cone base.

Quality

Cowgirl Cone Quality

The Cowgirl Cone feels expensive. The material and feel of the cone base and the attachments are substantial, sturdy, and high-quality. The cone, when in use, is on the louder side, but that is to be expected for a powerful sex machine.

Price

Cowgirl Cone Price

Personally, I don't think the Cowgirl Cone is worth its price tag of ~$300+. That's mainly because I'm not interested in spending that much for a sex machine that doesn't do the work for me! I'd rather save it for a machine that vibrates and penetrates. However, if you're a big fan of riding toys, or are looking for a toy that you can use to put on shows, this is a great buy, as the Cone packs a major punch.

Performance

Cowgirl Cone Performance

The Cowgirl Cone lives up to its promise of providing a strong, rumbly vibration. The cone's suction is the strongest I've ever seen, and the remote control and phone app make this toy even more fun to use.

Packaging

Cowgirl Cone Packaging

One downside of this toy is its size, which is understandable considering it is a high quality and powerful sex machine. This said, the packaging is also pretty substantial. The Cowgirl Cone comes in a large box (which was shipped discreetly) that has a bit of a stereotypical, cis-heteronormative design on it featuring a slim, straight couple having sex. Personally, I didn't appreciate as it isn’t queer and body-inclusive, but when you look at the website, it's a much different story — I wish they could have extended that to their packaging too! My only other critique is that I wished the packaging had come with a handle. Since I can imagine folks traveling with the Cowgirl Cone, it would nice if it was easier to transport.

Materials and care

Cowgirl Cone Materials and care

The Cowgirl Cone is made from body-safe, phthalate-free, non-porous silicone and ABS plastic. The cone and its two attachments are waterproof (IPX7 waterproof, meaning it is technically able to be submerged for up to 30 minutes) which is great both for cleaning and for squirters! You can easily wash this toy with warm water and mild, unscented soap or a sex toy cleaner. It does not come with a storage bag, but you can use its original packaging box for continued storage. The cone is also rechargeable and comes with a USB charging cable.

Specifications and features

Vibration speeds10 
Vibration patterns20 
LengthDildo: 6.7 inches
Insertable lengthDildo: 4 inches
DiameterDildo: 1.2 inches
WidthCone: 7.4 inches, Saddle: 3.5 inches
HeightCone: 5.5 inches, Saddle: 3.8 inches
Weight2.7 lbs
Maximum Weight500 lbs
FlexibilityDildo: Rigid 
MaterialsSilicone 
WaterproofCone: Yes, Remote: Splashproof 
Battery Life180 minutes
RechargeableCone: Yes, Remote: No, Uses CR 2032 Battery (included) 
Charging Time270 minutes
Remote ControlsYes, Wireless Remote Control 
App ControlsYes, via the Cowgirl App 
Travel LockYes 
Storage Bag IncludedNo 
Colors AvailableBlack 

Comparing Cowgirl Cone with alternatives

Compare Cowgirl ConeCowgirl Cone
Overall score4.0 / 5.0 4.5 / 5.0 4.9 / 5.0 4.5 / 5.0 3.2 / 5.0
Bedbible rating4.0 / 5.0 4.2 / 5.0 4.8 / 5.0 4.0 / 5.0 2.2 / 5.0
User rating4 / 5.0
from 3 users
4.7 / 5.0
from 3 users
5 / 5.0
from 2 users
5 / 5.0
from 2 users
4.2 / 5.0
from 80 users
PricePremium Affordable Premium Moderate Pricey
Design90 / 100 80 / 100 100 / 100 100 / 100 85 / 100
Ease of use80 / 100 85 / 100 90 / 100 75 / 100 40 / 100
Quality100 / 100 70 / 100 100 / 100 85 / 100 40 / 100
Sound60 / 100 -100 / 100 -100 / 100
Power100 / 100 -100 / 100 -20 / 100
Buzzy/Rumblyvery rumbly -very rumbly -very buzzy
Vibration speeds10 -Unlimited --
Vibration patterns20 -6 + more with App --
LengthDildo: 6.7 inches23.9 inchesMachine: 16.7, Magic Hide: 1.18, Uni Horn: 3.5, Flogger: 19.5, Floor Mat: 31.5 inches-12.25 inches
Insertable lengthDildo: 4 inchesDildo: 5.4 inches-[Stroke Length] 1.18 inches6 inches
DiameterDildo: 1.2 inchesDildo: 1.5 inchesMagic Hide: 1.37, Uni Horn: 1.5 inches-1.5 inches
WidthCone: 7.4 inches, Saddle: 3.5 inches9.9 inchesMachine: 15.4, Floor Mat: 35.5 inches--
HeightCone: 5.5 inches, Saddle: 3.8 inches11.5 inchesMachine: 10.9 inches--
Weight2.7 lbs7 lbs24.5 lbs--
Maximum Weight500 lbs-400 lbs--
FlexibilityDildo: Rigid ----
MaterialsSilicone Machine: Plastic and Metal, Dildo: Silicone, Metal Steel, Aluminum, Plastic, Silicone, and Vegan Leather ABS Plastic and Silicone Silicone, ABS Plastic
WaterproofCone: Yes, Remote: Splashproof No No No Splashproof
Battery Life180 minutes----
RechargeableCone: Yes, Remote: No, Uses CR 2032 Battery (included) No — Mains-Powered -Yes Yes
Charging Time270 minutes----
Remote ControlsYes, Wireless Remote Control Yes — Wired Remote Physical Remote and App Controls App and Remote Control Yes, Physical Remote
App ControlsYes, via the Cowgirl App Yes — Lovense Remote app ---
Travel LockYes ---No
Storage Bag IncludedNo No -Yes No
Colors AvailableBlack White --Purple
Thrust Modes-Up to 260 strokes/min -3 Modes and a Turbo Mode 7
Adjustable-Yes — Height, Angle and Stroke Length (up to 3") -Fully Adjustable Angles -
Vibration modes---None 7
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Age: 27
Gender: Genderqueer Woman
Sexual orientation: Queer
Sex toy experience: Intermediate
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