Cowgirl Premium Sex Machine Review

Personal Experience

Calling all Riders

The Blazing Trail Ahead

Learning to Ride

Riding Into the Sunset

Design

The Cowgirl Premium Sex Machine is by far the most luxurious toy I have to date. The outer cover feels like a good, high quality material, and is made of something called vegan leather, which is actually just a fancy way to say polyurethane plastic! It genuinely looks and feels like handcrafted leather to me, and has sturdy, durable handles on either end to help you move the Cowgirl from place to place with ease! On-top of the saddle is a metal bar called the Contact Piece; this is the part that you slip the removable sleeves over! There's a small hole in the centre of the contact piece that is for either a metal spring stem, or a plastic stem which is inserted into the silicone sleeves as you put them over the contact piece. Being able to remove the sleeves and the stems just makes the whole design versatile and easy to clean. The plug-in controller has two main dials on it, one for vibration speed, the other is for the rotate function and bottom centre of the remote is a button for six vibration patterns! The whole theme reminds me of a guitar pedal, or the plug in to an amplifier; I absolutely love this look. I also can't forget to mention that they sell replacement plug-in controllers on the website in-case something happens to yours!

Ease of Use

I feel that the Cowgirl is fairly easy to use, but the setup can be a bit tedious. You have to make sure its on a flat surface that is stable and safe for play, and you have to make sure you have the right inserts in the Contact Piece. Thankfully applying these inserts and sleeves is very easy; it's picking your sleeve that's makes things difficult! The handheld controls work phenomenally; they give a certain satisfaction when you play with the dials, and if you want a bit more versatility, you can use the Cowgirl app! If you have a problem with leg/hip movement, or lack strength in your arms/gripping abilities, then the Cowgirl might be a bit difficult for you to use, and I would look into a different toy; especially if you're planning on using it solo. I personally have shorter legs so it's a bit of a work out and I felt like I was actually sitting on a saddle! I had to really squeeze my thighs to sit properly while riding this Clydesdale. Using my arms for stability was a big part of using this toy too, so make sure you place the saddle somewhere close to something you can grab onto. All in all, the Cowgirl is very simple to use once you get your fave dildo sleeve and stem set up - I'd also look into a spot where you don't have to move it from as it is heavy.

Quality

Alright, as if I haven't talked enough about how I'm in-love with the Cowgirl, but the quality is chefs kiss - top notch in my books, and seems like it'll last over time. I may be an easy human to please, but trust me when I tell you, you won't be disappointed at the look, feel, and mastery that went into making and designing this magnificent piece of machinery as all the materials are very high quality. Being able to hold up to 400lbs and the silicone bumpers around the base corners, makes the Cowgirl Premium Sex Machine extremely sturdy and reliable. The biggest downfall to this show-stopper would have to be the noise it makes once you turn on the vibrate function. There's one review on the C.G. website that comes to mind called "Airplane Travel from your Bedroom", it's hilarious; and though I don't completely agree with it, I do agree that it can be loud, and if you are in an apartment building then make sure you put the saddle on a softer surface to help absorb the waves of sound, or it will in-fact, sound like a 747 is taking off from your bedroom!

Price

The Cowgirl Premium Sex Machine runs for about $1,450.00USD - $1,955.98USD and $1,592.00CAD - $3,184.99CAD which I'd normally say is a hefty price to pay for a vibrator, but this toy is so much more than that. With Vegan leather, the padding/raised seat, the metal contact piece, the connections for the cords, the 2 silicone sleeves, and the 12 stems that come with it, I would certainly say the Cowgirl Premium is very much worth the price. It not only comes with two silicone sleeves, but with North American, United Kingdom, European, and Australian detachable power cords! You don't get any form of a storage box, which for being on the higher price range you'd hope for something as it's very big, and kinda hard to hide; thankfully taking the sleeves makes it look like a weird saddle decoration and not a giant sex toy. Between the quality and the little bit of extras that do come with the toy, paying the $1,500 - $2,000CAD would be worth it for me. I highly suggest you go and grab it while it's on sale if you've been wanting it!

Performance

Is it possible to talk more highly about a single sex toy? Well let the fellow people of the internet be a voice of affirmation as well. A lot of the reviews online speak very very highly, and positively about the Cowgirl Premium Sex Machine. They do, however, all have 2 common complaints, one of which I have already mentioned - it can be VERY loud; the second being you can go numb pretty quickly, but I truly believe this is just a matter of learning the toy, and figuring out all the settings to find your preferences, as I did not go numb with the few minutes that I was using it. The vibrations are very intense, and the instruction manual says not to use it longer than 15 minutes at a time. I feel like it's the loudest when you're in the room with it, or in the room beneath it, but being in the room next to it, it's really not that loud. The Cowgirl was painless and felt amazing during play time; I barely lasted thirty seconds while using the Wild West Silicone attachment! I do always suggest using some water based lubricant to help move the process along.

Packaging

The packaging for the Cowgirl Premium is very classy, clean, and very pleasing to the eye. It comes in a black box with not only a photo of the Cowgirl itself, but on the side has pictures illustrating different positions you can use the Cowgirl in. The top of the box has "the Cowgirl Premium Sex Machine" printed in bold holographic letters and upon opening the box there is another top flap that says "Are You Ready to Ride?" with a silhouette of someone wearing a cowboy hat, all printed in holographic lettering. Once you open up the box, you are greeted with a whole ass instruction manual, Styrofoam, triangle boxes that contain the controller, detachable power cords, and the 12 stems for the contact piece. Under all of this, the pièce de résistance. The Cowgirl saddle sits snugly inside; this is where you find the two silicone sleeves along with it. From the outside to the inside, the packaging for the Cowgirl Premium Sex Machine is done exceptionally well, and I'm confident it would not get damaged during transit of delivery.

Materials and care

Caring for your Cowgirl Sex Machine takes more time, attention, and love than most adult toys do as there is removable pieces and 2 different kinds of materials that have their own needs when it comes to cleaning. The removable sleeves are made up of silicone, and you clean them like you would any other silicone toy. First make sure you remove the dildo sleeve from the Cowgirl, give it a nice warm soapy bath with a mild detergent, rinse well, and spray down with your fave toy cleanser, rinse again, and then air dry. With the Wild West and the raw hide sleeves there's a little bumpy patch for clitoral stimulation and this spot can be annoying to clean. The saddle itself is made from polyurethane (plastic), also known as vegan leather, and can be sensitive to certain cleaning substances; you don't want to use any harsh chemicals, like bleach or fantastic scrubbing bubbles! The manual says to clean it with a soft damp cloth; using abrasive cloths or sponges will result in scratching the materials. It is also recommends to not expose the Cowgirl to extreme heat or cold, as well as never submerge it into water, doing so can result in electrocution. The silicone and Vegan leather are water resistant so you don't have to worry too much if you make a bit of a mess; I'd just put a towel down for safety precautions. Storing the Cowgirl can be on the difficult side if you have limited space within your home as it is big, but being able to remove the attachments makes it easy to just keep the saddle in the corner with a sheet over it.

Special feature

The Cowgirl App

Not Just an App

Comparing to Others