CREAMY Cum-Style Lube Review

The CREAMY Cum-Style Lube: Test Result

Design

The tube for the CREAMY Cum-Style Lube definitely looks more like a tube of acrylic paint rather than silky, creamy lube. That said, I applaud the simplicity and I'm honestly just relieved that there isn't more tacky or explicit imagery on there! It does kind of look like it's on the cheaper side, but I personally think the quality of the contents make up for the design of the tube. I do wish that the tube stated what kind of lube it is, so I wouldn't have to go looking for that information on the fine print on the back of the tube or even online.

Ease of Use

The CREAMY Cum-Style Lube washes off very easily with warm water and soap. For a lube this thick and milky, I was half expecting to stand by the sink for minutes trying to rub it off. Thankfully, this is not the case with the CREAMY Cum-Style Lube. It's such a breeze to clean up after. The hybrid formula only contains a small amount of silicone so it's 100% compatible with all kinds of sex toys and condoms. It is super sticky and tacky in the best ways possible for a fake cum lube. It stays "malleable" and remains sticky without drying out for a really long time. So, during playtime, you don't have to keep reapplying to maintain the same look and feel of "fresh" cum.

Quality

I actually really like the quality of the CREAMY Cum-Style Lube! I'm surprised how well they've recreated the consistency and the look of real sperm. As far as the ingredients go, I wouldn't recommend this to anyone who is easily susceptible to vaginal infections or imbalances since it contains glycerin, a sugar that may promote bacterial growth. Even though I couldn't determine whether or not it is FDA approved, I can confirm that this lube was made under pharmaceutical control.

Price

For a tube with a volume of 250 ml (8.8 fl oz), I actually think it's pretty affordable. You're getting a lot of splash for your cash with a tube like this and compared to other cum-style lubes out there, I actually think the price is pretty reasonable. Had it been a regular water-based lube, I think it's on the pricier side, but because it looks and feels very true to life, it's worth the price.

Performance

The CREAMY Cum-Style Lube has an impressive viscosity! It keeps that sticky and tacky quality for a very long time so you can continue to play around with the same amount of lube for a while before needing to reapply. I did play around with it in quite large quantities, which is what I imagine most people would do when using a fake cum lube. Okay not LARGE amounts, but a bigger amount of lube than I would usually use during sex. Still, the sheer amount definitely plays a part in the longevity of the lubrication. Overall, I was pretty impressed with how much it looked like real cum, how much it felt like real cum on the skin, and how easy the clean-up was afterwards!

Compatibility

The CREAMY Cum-Style Lube comes in an easy-to-use squeeze tube with a hard plastic cap that flips up. Both the cap and the tube are easy to operate (even for someone with limited hand or finger strength) even if you're all lubed up. Of course, when you're close to finishing the bottle, it may be difficult to get those last bits out, but that is the case with most tubes like this. It also arrived with a plastic hygiene seal around the tip, which is always a plus in my book.

Stain Test

While the thickness and milky quality of this lube did have me worried about stained sheets, it came out so easily during a regular wash cycle and left no stains - even on dark sheets! The lube didn't seem to 'bleed out' into the fabric either, indicating that the moisture doesn't easily separate from the other elements of the lube. This is also apparent in how it almost never dries out and has the ability to retain its own moisture!