Femme Funn Bougie Wand Review

Daphne Vey
by Daphne VeyUpdated:
4.8/5

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Overall Rating

4.8/5

Bedbible Rating:

4.5/5

Reviewed by: 

Daphne Vey

User Ratings:

5.0/5

Based on user reviews

90/100
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Rating: Femme Funn Bougie Wand was rated 90 out of 100, which means it is designed absolutely incredible.

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100/100
Ease of UseEase of Use

Rating: Femme Funn Bougie Wand was rated 100 out of 100, which means it is extremely easy to use and worked very well.

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100/100
QualityQuality

Rating: Femme Funn Bougie Wand was rated 100 out of 100, which means it is one of the absolute top quality toys.

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Rating: Femme Funn Bougie Wand was rated 4 out of 5, which means it is in the premium price range.

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My Verdict

The Femme Funn Bougie Wand is a small toy that gives intense stimulation while looking and feeling fabulous. It definitely has a new place at the top of my naughty drawer. If you’re looking for a powerful vibe with a bendy neck and battery power for days, this is the wand for you.

Buy, if you...

  1. Enjoy intense external stimulation
  2. Are looking for powerful, rumbly vibrations
  3. Prefer smaller sex toys
  4. Need a waterproof vibe

Don't buy, if you...

  1. Are looking for full internal stimulation
  2. Desire a super flexible toy
  3. Don't enjoy intense vibration strengths
  4. Need a bag included to store your toys

About The Femme Funn Bougie Wand

The Femme Funn Bougie Wand is a mini wand vibrator with massively powerful vibrations. It has ten different vibration patterns and strengths, is waterproof, and comes with a boost button. And don’t let the size fool you, it can take you all the way from start to finish!

The vibrations of the Femme Funn Bougie Wand are fairly quiet, very powerful, and very rumbly

SoundSound rating

Rating: Femme Funn Bougie Wand was rated 3 out of 5, which means it is fairly quiet.

What it is: The sound rating provides a visual representation of how loud the vibrations of Femme Funn Bougie Wand felt to the reviewer.

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PowerSound rating

Rating: Femme Funn Bougie Wand was rated 4 out of 5, which means it is very powerful.

What it is: The power rating describes how fast and strong the vibrations of Femme Funn Bougie Wand felt to the reviewer.

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BuzzyBuzzy
What it is: Buzzy vibrators have a high frequency that stimulates the surface (like a high pitch).
RumblyRumbly
What it is: Rumbly vibrators have low-frequency vibrations that stimulate deeper into the tissue (like the bass in music).

Pros

  • Super easy-to-use buttons
  • Powerful, rumbly vibrations
  • Lightweight and easy to hold
  • Gorgeous design!

Cons

  • Gets warm with consistent use
  • Long recharge time
  • No storage pouch included

Personal Experience

My Personal Experiences with Femme Funn Bougie Wand

First Meetings

My relationship with the Femme Funn Bougie Wand was lust at first sight. I love the sleek, sexy design, the seductive colors, and the solid weight. I was excited to try out a wand that wasn’t the size of my leg but promised powerful vibrations nonetheless. And that promise delivered!

Expectations Met

This is a tiny wand and it packs some majorly rumbly vibrations. I’m a gal who needs a toy to vibrate me into the next room and this baddie hits the spot. I was hesitant when finding the head was flexible, as I wanted fixed pressure, but I ended up loving it anyway, as it doesn’t immediately bend. Nor does it lose vibrational strength when pressed against your body, which is a huge plus. Unfortunately, I can’t comment on how well the boost button performs, as it simply didn’t work on mine. This toy also didn’t come with a bag. And yet, I love this toy. Seriously, it’s in my top three, even with a faulty button and no storage pouch.

Design

Femme Funn Bougie Wand Design

The Femme Funn Bougie Wand is a fantasy come true. It looks expensive, feels high quality, and performs like its life depends on it. The design is simple, with two buttons and a magnetic charger on the bottom. The head is on a flexible neck, and the wand is easy to navigate in slippery situations.

Ease of Use

Femme Funn Bougie Wand Ease of Use

This wand is straightforward and simple. Easy to hold, it isn’t too heavy or too light. It fits perfectly in your hand. The buttons are raised and textured, making them super easy to locate and use. But be warned, this wand does start to get warmer in your hand after you use it for a half hour or so.

Quality

Femme Funn Bougie Wand Quality

The Femme Funn Bougie Wand isn’t silent but it won’t alert your neighbors like a typical wand might. Under the covers, the person in the next room won’t hear it. I really enjoy the feel of this vibe, as I’m not concerned with breaking it or being too rough. It’s easy to maneuver and still packs the same punch, weeks later. It’s a solid toy that will most likely last a long time. Made of body safe silicone and aluminum, the metallic design is unique and exciting.

Price

Femme Funn Bougie Wand Price

At $120, this Femme wand is lacking in the extras category. Am I a little salty because the boost function doesn’t work? Yes. But for this price you’d think it would come with a storage pouch, regardless. That being said, would I still buy it? Also, yes. The amount of power it puts out is worth it, to me. You can get wands this small for much cheaper, think $50 or so, but I have never held a wand that vibrates this hard or long, for its size.

Performance

Femme Funn Bougie Wand Performance

Let me be real, the Femme Funn Bougie Wand takes forever and a day to charge. But it also lasts for hours on end, so I don’t mind. The vibrations feel great and the toy holds up to all the hype. However, the boost button, a large selling point for the toy, never worked for me. Super disappointing, because did I mention I want a lot of stimulation? The boost button was a major selling point for me.

Packaging

Femme Funn Bougie Wand Packaging

The Femme Funn Bougie Wand comes in a cute, sturdy box with a magnetic USB charger, small instruction pamphlet, and the wand itself. It’s a nice box that could be used for storage with a bold and simple design.

Materials and care

Femme Funn Bougie Wand Materials and care

The Femme Funn Bougie Wand has some weight to it but considering the size, that was always a plus for me. I don’t want to accidentally drop it or worry about it being easily breakable. It’s waterproof and incredibly easy to wash. The charger is magnetic and incredibly simple to use. To clean, simply use warm water and soap or your favorite sex toy cleaner, and pat dry, before storing. But find your own storage because this Bougie Wand doesn’t come with any storage bags.

Specifications and features

Vibration speeds3 
Vibration patterns7 
Length5.6 inches
Width1.4 inches
FlexibilityFlexible neck 
MaterialsSilicone, Anodized Aluminum 
WaterproofYes 
Battery Life90 minutes
RechargeableYes 
Charging Time120 minutes
Storage Bag IncludedNo 
Colors AvailableGreen, Rose Gold 

Comparing Femme Funn Bougie Wand with alternatives

Compare Femme Funn Bougie WandFemme Funn Bougie Wand
Overall score4.8 / 5.0 4.8 / 5.0 4.3 / 5.0 5.0 / 5.0 4.0 / 5.0 4.1 / 5.0
Bedbible rating4.5 / 5.0 5.0 / 5.0 4.0 / 5.0 5.0 / 5.0 3.5 / 5.0 3.2 / 5.0
User rating5 / 5.0
from 1 users
4.7 / 5.0
from 60 users
4.6 / 5.0
from 32 users
5 / 5.0
from 1 users
4.6 / 5.0
from 1073 users
4.9 / 5.0
from 275 users
PricePricey Premium Moderate Affordable Affordable Affordable
Design90 / 100 100 / 100 100 / 100 100 / 100 70 / 100 90 / 100
Ease of use100 / 100 100 / 100 100 / 100 90 / 100 70 / 100 90 / 100
Quality100 / 100 100 / 100 90 / 100 100 / 100 50 / 100 85 / 100
Sound60 / 100 20 / 100 80 / 100 20 / 100 60 / 100 40 / 100
Power80 / 100 80 / 100 80 / 100 80 / 100 80 / 100 60 / 100
Buzzy/Rumblysomewhat rumbly somewhat rumbly somewhat rumbly somewhat rumbly somewhat rumbly neither really buzzy nor rumbly
Vibration speeds3 3 10 3 10 3
Vibration patterns7 5 6 5 7 -
Length5.6 inches4.5 inches10 inches7.2 inches7.5 inches9.6 inches
Width1.4 inches1.3 inches1.85 inches2.6 inches--
FlexibilityFlexible neck -----
MaterialsSilicone, Anodized Aluminum Silicone, Plastic Silicone, ABS Plastic Silicone, ABS plastic Silicone, ABS Plastic ABS Plastic, Silicone
WaterproofYes No Splashproof Splashproof IPX6 Spashproof, not waterproof No
Battery Life90 minutes180 minutes60 minutes90 minutes-150 minutes
RechargeableYes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes
Charging Time120 minutes180 minutes120 minutes75 minutes-150 minutes
Storage Bag IncludedNo No Yes No No No
Colors AvailableGreen, Rose Gold No Rose Gold, Navy, Blue, Dark Cherry, Violet Yellow Metallic Pink, Metallic Silver, Purple, Lavender, Black, White, Glow-in-the-Dark Green -
Weight-3 lbs0.47 lbs10.7 lbs-.60 lbs
Remote Controls-No No ---
Travel Lock-No Yes No --
Diameter----1.43 inches1.9 inches
Vibration modes-----1
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Author
Daphne Vey
Daphne Vey

Once upon a time, I was trapped in a sex-shaming religion. But give a gal a little freedom and what do you know? I came out of the kinky closet as a hypersexual, sex-positive, bisexual with a thirst for all things naughty. Now I embrace my desires, curiosities, and the simple fact that I am a human who enjoys sex. (A lot!) And I want to help others do the same. I’m a writer of erotica, urban paranormal fantasy, and horror. A poet, YouTuber, and sometimes photographer. You can often find me ranting gleefully about all the sexual and sex toy options this world has to offer, the insidious effects of shame and how to combat it, and fun ways to experiment with yourself, partner, or partners. I believe everyone deserves the chance to learn about their sexuality in a safe, fun, consensual, and honest way.

Age: 32
Gender: Cis Woman
Sexual orientation: Bisexual
Sex toy experience: Intermediate
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