FemmeFunn Sormi Bullet Review
My Verdict
This was my first experience with a FemmeFunn product, and I wasn’t quite sure what to expect when trying out the Sormi Bullet vibe. I’ve owned my fair share of bullet vibes, but this one was unlike anything I had seen before. It’s safe to say this isn’t just your ordinary bullet! The flicker feature takes it to another level. From the moment I tested it, I was impressed by the high quality and powerful performance. It’s versatile, offering delightful clitoral stimulation, but truly shines as a G-spot vibrator. The fast charging time and long battery life are added bonuses, making it both practical and enjoyable. Additionally, the Sormi Bullet is quiet, compact, and waterproof, ticking off all the boxes you could hope for in a bullet vibe. It’s truly a standout product in its category, delivering an elevated experience.
Buy, if you...
- Want a toy that charges quickly and lasts a while
- Want manual and/or vibrating G spot, clitoral, and nipple stimulation
- Want a compact and waterproof toy
- Prefer shallower penetration
- Need something quiet
Don't buy, if you...
- Require something deep penetrating
- Are looking for an anal-safe vibrator
- Have grip or mobility issues
- Are on a tight budget
About The FemmeFunn Sormi Bullet
The FemmeFunn Sormi Bullet is a unique, flickering and vibrating bullet that resembles a large thumb. It offers 11 powerful vibration and flicker modes, and with its two-button operation, you can control the "come hither" flicker and vibration separately to find the perfect combination that suits your preferences. The vibe is wrapped in smooth, seamless silicone and is completely waterproof, making it both functional and durable. It comes in three colors: pink, dark purple, or turquoise. Charging is quick and efficient—reaching a full charge in just 45 minutes, or 90% in 30 minutes. Even a quick 15-minute charge will provide plenty of playtime thanks to its fast-fill smart charge technology. With a full charge, you’ll enjoy more than 60 minutes of continuous use, and I found that even after multiple sessions, the battery didn’t run out.
The vibrations of the FemmeFunn Sormi Bullet are quiet, very powerful, and somewhat rumbly
Pros
- ✅Compact and discreetly quiet
- ✅Short charge time and long run time
- ✅Many vibration and flicker modes for personal customization
- ✅Versatile to use, solo or with a partner
- ✅G-spot stimulation
Cons
- ❌Buttons can be difficult to find when using internally
- ❌Pricier than the average bullet vibe
- ❌No storage bag included
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Personal Experience
When I first read the description of the FemmeFunn Sormi Bullet and saw the term “flicker,” I was curious. What exactly did that mean? I’ve encountered other toys using the same term, usually referring to a silicone attachment designed to mimic a tongue’s flickering motion. However, that wasn’t the case here. For the Sormi Bullet, “flicker” refers to a unique “come hither” motion that simulates a finger, which immediately intrigued me. I’d never owned a toy with this feature, and I wondered — would it be worthwhile? The answer is a resounding yes! While the vibrations are powerful and rumbly, it’s the come-hither flicker that truly elevates this toy to another level. This combination will send you over the edge no matter how you decide to use it. If you need a little extra boost when you are close to climax, there is a boost mode to get you there. This toy was so effective for me that I have not run out of charge even after a few uses on one charge. I am a gal that can often take a while to climax but not with this toy! This silicone feels soft and smooth, causing no irritation. This toy is straightforward and simple to use, good for beginners and advanced users alike. There really is nothing about this bullet vibe that I dislike. It has become a favorite and will be a go-to in my toy box.
Uses
For solo play, this toy is highly effective for both clitoral and nipple stimulation. The deep, rumbly vibrations can be felt intensely, and the flickering motion combined with adjustable vibration levels allows you to customize the experience to your exact preference. The standout surprise, for me, was its incredible performance for G-spot stimulation. The quick buildup and intense release it delivers are unmatched. If you’re someone who tends to squirt with G-spot stimulation, be prepared—this toy will certainly get you there. Thankfully, this toy is fully waterproof. The Sormi Bullet also plays well with others. It can be easily used externally during PIV intercourse, thanks to its compact size. It can add extra sensation during oral play too.Design
The Sormi Bullet may resemble an alien thumb, but don’t let its unusual appearance fool you it’s a well designed vibe. With just two buttons, it’s incredibly user-friendly. The larger FF button powers the device on and cycles through the various vibration modes with each press. The smaller button allows you to switch through the different "come hither" flicker modes. The buttons are different sizes, making it easy to identify which one to press without needing to look, which is a handy feature. The device includes a magnetic charger, and while I’m typically not a fan of these chargers due to how easily they can disconnect, this one is a pleasant surprise. The magnet is strong and stays securely connected, ensuring your device is charged when you need it. The silicone exterior is soft, smooth, and seamless, enhancing the overall comfort and quality of the experience. Additionally, the fast-fill smart charge feature is a great bonus for those moments when you forget to charge it in advance. The boost mode is another highlight, perfect for when you need that extra push to reach the finish line. It is a nice bonus that it is waterproof so you can use it wherever you want.
Ease of Use
The Sormi Bullet is incredibly simple to operate, with just two buttons controlling all its functions. The larger FF button powers the device on and allows you to cycle through the eleven vibration modes. If you need an extra burst of intensity, double press the button for a 10-second boost that exceeds the highest vibration setting. The smaller button controls the flicker feature, turning it on or off and cycling through the eleven flicker modes. You can use the vibration and flicker independently or together, giving you full control to customize your experience just the way you like it.
Quality
I'm thoroughly impressed with the quality of this FemmeFunn bullet. The silicone is exceptionally soft and feels smooth against the skin. The magnetic charger is strong and connects effortlessly, which is a welcome convenience. The variety of flicker and vibration combinations you can create is vast and sure to satisfy. The short charging time is another great feature, and the battery life is more than enough for multiple sessions. The boost mode is a fantastic addition for those moments when you need that extra intensity. This is a quality toy and seems like it will last a long time. It comes with a one year warranty. It is quiet and discreet.
Price
There are plenty of cheap bullet vibes on the market, but this isn’t one of them. Cheap bullets are often poorly made and don’t last long, but the Sormi, priced at $89.99, is definitely a more luxurious option. The quality, innovative flicker feature, and thoughtful design make it well worth the extra investment. Plus, FemmeFunn stands behind their product with a one-year warranty, giving you added peace of mind.
Performance
The Sormi exceeded my expectations in terms of performance. I initially wondered if the flicker feature might be a gimmick, but it turned out to be absolutely delightful. With eleven powerful, rumbly vibration modes and eleven flicker modes offering various strengths and speeds, this toy ensures a great experience no matter what you’re in the mood for. It’s a versatile toy that I can see myself using frequently, whether solo or with a partner. It is quiet and discreet. It’s also a fantastic choice for both beginners and more advanced users. This bullet is high quality and it doesn’t heat up during use. Plus, the battery charges quickly and offers long-lasting playtime.
Packaging
The Sormi comes in a compact, sturdy cardboard box, which I appreciate for being simple and not wasteful, definitely a more environmentally friendly approach. Inside the box, you’ll find the device, a user manual, and the charger. While it doesn’t include a storage bag, that’s not an issue for me. I’ve collected plenty of those bags over time, and to be honest, I rarely use them. Who wants to sift through a bunch of tiny pouches to find what you're looking for? Even when I travel, I prefer using my toiletry case instead of the bags toys usually come with.
Materials and care
The Sormi Bullet is crafted from body-safe Softfeel silicone, which is both soft and smooth, as well as hygienic and seamless. It’s also completely waterproof, making it easy to clean with just a little soap or toy cleaner and water. The entire device feels high-quality and built to withstand plenty of use. The bullet has a nice weight to it, so you won’t feel fatigued holding it for extended periods, and you can apply pressure without any concerns. Its compact size makes it easy to store just about anywhere.
Specifications and features
Vibration speeds | 4 vibration speeds, 4 flicker speeds |
Vibration patterns | 7 vibration patterns, 4 flicker patterns |
Length | 4.8 inches |
Diameter | 1 inches |
Materials | Silicone |
Waterproof | Yes |
Battery Life | At least 60 minutes |
Rechargeable | Yes |
Charging Time | 45 minutes |
Remote Controls | No |
Travel Lock | No |
Storage Bag Included | No |
Colors Available | Pink, Dark Purple, and Turquoise |
Comparing FemmeFunn Sormi Bullet with alternatives
FemmeFunn Sormi Bullet | ||||||
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Overall score | NaN / 5.0 | 4.4 / 5.0 | NaN / 5.0 | 4.4 / 5.0 | 4.8 / 5.0 | 3.1 / 5.0 |
Bedbible rating | 4.8 / 5.0 | 4.3 / 5.0 | 4.5 / 5.0 | 4.0 / 5.0 | 5.0 / 5.0 | 2.5 / 5.0 |
User rating | NaN / 5.0 from 0 users | 4.6 / 5.0 from 775 users | NaN / 5.0 from 0 users | 4.8 / 5.0 from 38 users | 4.6 / 5.0 from 52 users | 3.8 / 5.0 from 132 users |
Price | Moderate | Premium | Affordable | Pricey | Moderate | Premium |
Design | 95 / 100 | 82 / 100 | 60 / 100 | 80 / 100 | 100 / 100 | 75 / 100 |
Ease of use | 95 / 100 | 80 / 100 | 60 / 100 | 85 / 100 | 97 / 100 | 75 / 100 |
Quality | 100 / 100 | 88 / 100 | 65 / 100 | 85 / 100 | 100 / 100 | 100 / 100 |
Sound | 40 / 100 | 40 / 100 | 80 / 100 | 80 / 100 | 20 / 100 | 20 / 100 |
Power | 80 / 100 | 60 / 100 | 40 / 100 | 80 / 100 | 80 / 100 | 60 / 100 |
Buzzy/Rumbly | somewhat rumbly | neither really buzzy nor rumbly | somewhat buzzy | somewhat rumbly | somewhat rumbly | neither really buzzy nor rumbly |
Vibration speeds | 4 vibration speeds, 4 flicker speeds | - | 7 Rolling Speeds | Preset: 3 | 8 | - |
Vibration patterns | 7 vibration patterns, 4 flicker patterns | - | 12 | Preset: 10 | 7 | - |
Length | 4.8 inches | 8.5 inches | 8.6 inches | 4 inches | 3.9 inches | 7 inches |
Diameter | 1 inches | 0.95 inches | 1.4 inches | 1.4 inches | 0.9 inches | 1.5 inches |
Materials | Silicone | Silicone | ASB plastic, Silicone | Silicone | Silicone/ABS Plastic | Silicone |
Waterproof | Yes | Yes | Yes | Yes | Yes | Yes |
Battery Life | At least 60 minutes | 120 minutes | 60 minutes | 90-120 minutes | 120 minutes | 120 minutes |
Rechargeable | Yes | USB | Yes | Yes | Yes | Yes |
Charging Time | 45 minutes | 120 minutes | 180 minutes | 70 minutes | 90 minutes | 100 minutes |
Remote Controls | No | - | No | Yes — App | - | - |
Travel Lock | No | - | No | No | Yes | No |
Storage Bag Included | No | Yes | No | Yes | Yes | Yes |
Colors Available | Pink, Dark Purple, and Turquoise | Midnight Blue, Black, Deep Rose | Black | - | - | Lilac, Aubergine, Dark Gray |
Insertable length | - | 4.5 inches | - | 3.2 inches | - | - |
Vibration modes | - | 8+ WaveMotion | - | - | - | 3 Modes |
Clitoral suction | - | - | - | - | - | 12 modes |
Reviewed by:
Gabby Perez