The 7 Best Fleshlight Alternatives

Why I Chose It

The ROMP Dash exceeded all expectations – that’s why it had to be chosen as the Test Winner. Let’s start from the outside in – The hard plastic casing is sleek and designed simply – don’t let the fact that this is a manual stocker put you off, because with a few twists and turns, it can quickly become your best friend. A little suction can be added by screwing the end of the stroker tighter, making it more realistic and pleasurable. Who doesn’t love a toy that is customisable?
James our tester, liked it so much that he found it to “deliver more and better sensations and orgasms than many of the powered masturbators that are sitting on my shelf.” Sometimes a little bit of elbow grease can go a long way. At the reasonable price of $35, considering its’ success rate, I really don’t think you can go wrong with the Romp Dash. Its tight opening and multi dimensional inside sleeve can send you into euphoria, as James reported that the ROMP gave him “five orgasms in two-back-to-back sessions”. I hope your jaw dropped like mine did!
The only downside is that it isn’t the best toy if you have thin walls or neighbours, or simply don’t like a toy that rattles and makes too much noise. I also recommend maybe trying the gym – the arm fatigue can be a little annoying if you like a longer session. Just some bicep curls on your dominant arm should sort you out. And while you’re buying your gym membership, add the ROMP to your cart too. Thank me when your arm hurts and body feels warm and fuzzy…

Why I Chose It

Is that a sculpture? Is that a piece of art that should be on display in a museum? This beautifully designed sex toy is of course the Tanga Flex – one of my favourite looking sex toys on the current market. It not only looks the part, but acts the part too – it adds a lot more variety to the typical stroker and has features that make the experience less of a chore during use. It’s maybe best for the more introverted people that like a less ‘in your face’ displaying sex toy. It’s okay to keep your hobbies to yourself but still be a tease. 

This version of the Flex has a squishier, less-intense texture than the Tenga flex Rocky, but you can adjust the twist and suction to your preferences. The internal sleeve is made of soft TPE that will be sure to tickle your pickle. Therefore I would recommend this stroker to a beginner or someone in the intermediate stage, for something a little softer and less harsh. After use, it is easy to clean and comes with a handy stand to makes sure it dries properly, ready for display once again. 

As a downside, it is an enclosed toy, sometimes making the penis sensitive after use. Despite being able to adjust the intensity, it isn’t the most intense toy, so someone who prefers it harder and rougher, should probably opt for a tighter, more intense toy. Brett, our tester rated this toy high, saying “The materials in the Tenga Flex Silky White was top notch and the textures felt great.” I would recommend this toy to penis owners who enjoy texture of intensity – A toy that provides sensual stimulation that can be controlled by the individual. 

Why I Chose It

In this review, the Doc Johnson All American Girl Masturbator stands out as the best value for money. If you’re looking for affordability without sacrificing quality, realism, or pleasure, this is my top recommendation. As our tester put it, “I was pleasantly surprised that a masturbator at this price could work so well.” As a sex toy expert, I have seen hundreds of toys in my time, both vulva and penis targeted – This penis toy is one of the most highly rated toys out there, having 5 star review across the board. It is rare to find a toy that has great physical features, a great price tag and something that can be used by everyone, but that is exactly what I have found you.

One of my personal highlights of this product, is the incredibly realistic vulva, a feature usually found in more expensive toys. Jessie Andrews is one of those highly recognisable faces (and other parts…) and this toy really brings her online presence straight into the palms of your hands. What makes this toy so greta, in my opinion, is how intimate and realistic it feels – unlike a Fleshlight, this toy doesn’t come with a hard outer case. With a firm grip, you’ll be able to feel yourself pound away, allowing yourself to tailor the grip that you hold the toy with. Tight or loose, you choose. 

For one of the highest recommended toys on the male market, I couldn’t ignore putting this in the roundup –

If everyone loves it, it must be doing something right!

Why I Chose It

How do you like your eggs in the morning? Well whichever way, this Tenga 6 pack has 6 different kids of eggs to satisfy your needs. In my expert opinion, having have seen hundreds if not thousands of different products, this pack is the best introductory toy for any beginner. The novelty design of the cardboard egg pack. The simplicity and variety of the egg products themselves. The portability, discreetness and easy clean up – it really is immaculate. 

No when you open you normal 6 pack of organic free range eggs, you know what to expect. But these eggs are a little surprise if you don’t know what they are like – our tester experienced exactly this. Jason’s head was a little scrambled explaining that “the incredibly stretchy nature of the eggs takes some getting used to and the idea of them being one-time-use definitely doesn’t sit well with me.” But because they are so cheap and there are endless designs of many different textures, he said that “I wouldn’t hesitate to grab a couple cartons of these anywhere I see them.” 

We all know eggs are a quick and easily solution o satisfy needs, and Tenga have got some excellent workers on their marketing team – If our someone who enjoys a quick, small solution, then these eggs would be great for you. Yet if you’re looking for something a little more permanent, maybe single use toy isnt for you. some like it runny, some like it sunny side up – there is no right or wrong! 

Why I Chose It

The Pipe Dream Fuck Me Silly Anal Masturbator is the perfect toy for all experience levels – whether you’re an experienced masturbator explorer or you’re just getting introduced to the rear end, it is great for everyone as a first toy or latest toy. The design is easy to use and super gentle on skin without sacrificing quality. Made of soft, ultra durable “Fanta Flesh”, this toy provides intense orgasms within minutes! Thats also due to the closed-ended design of the anal canal, which provides natural suction when you thrust in and out. The best toys are the ones where you don’t have to do anything, they do it for you! 

The various shapes and textures inside create a tight and stimulating experience that will relieve you in minutes, if not seconds! With a budget-friendly price tag and high-quality materials, this toy is a no brainer when it comes to being the first one you should grab from your bedside draw. You don’t believe me? Believe our tester Caleb who explained that he has “yet to have a bad experience with this toy”. Caleb judged a book by its cover (like a lot of us, I imagine) but quickly corrects himself once having a go – “My expectations were low due to the price, but I had a long and intense orgasm in a matter of minutes!”  That would be the biggest selling point for me! A cheap toy that makes you cum in minutes? Give me express next day delivery! 

It is my job to make sure I don’t miss out crucial details, so I have to give you the only negative I could find. There is only one entrance which means cleaning the toy can be a hassle at times. It takes a lot of work to make sure every nook and cranny is clean, and I constantly have to dump out water in order to thoroughly rinse out the toy. But considering how good the reward is, a bit of elbow grease cleaning shouldn’t be that difficult for you. 

Why I Chose It

Personally I am a sucker for details and high quality. And when it comes o this toy, they haven’t scraped on the details whatsoever. This realistic mouth masturbator includes a mouth, compete with a life like throat, tongue and teeth! Yes teeth! But don’t worry its not a scary detail, the bite is something you’re meant to enjoy (and I’m sure you will). Our tester even said that “those teeth turned out to provide very pleasurable stimulation.”

Most strokers or masturbators have different lumps and bumps the further you enter, but not many have different texture sensations! The stimulation from using just the mouth and first inch of the throat is a very different experience from thrusting all the way into the entire length of the tunnel. So if you’re someone who likes different sensations, then you’re in for a treat. But, if you’re someone of larger than average size, then the length of the tunnel is could be a slight concern. The tunnel length is 5.1”, so if you’re any bigger (be honest with yourself) then you might see a little poke out the end. If you don’t mind that, then those are minor details and this is still a toy I would recommend. 

If you’re looking to simulate the action of a real blow job, the magic eyes Le Bocca is your best chance, as the the tongue and teeth combination is a rare detail that not many mouth masturbators have. There really are loads of features and ways to use this toy; just using the mouth and teeth on the tip of the penis, or a very different experience by thrusting the whole penis, all the way in and out. However you want to use it, Verita has you covered.