Fuck Me Silly 2 Mega Masturbator Torso – Test & Review
Overall Rating
4.0/5.0
Bedbible Rating:
4/5.0
User Ratings:
0/5.0
Based on 0 user reviews
Rating: Fuck Me Silly 2 was rated 72 out of 100, which means it is designed very well.
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Rating: Fuck Me Silly 2 was rated 85 out of 100, which means it is extremely easy to use and worked very well.
What it is: The Ease of Use rating is a score given on how easy the toy is to operate and use. Aspects that are considered is the suitability for different kinds of people, intuitiveness, and potential learning curve of using the product for pleasure (or pain).
Rating: Fuck Me Silly 2 was rated 77 out of 100, which means it is very good quality.
What it is: The Quality rating is a score that takes into account the quality of the materials used in the toy, how well it was manufactured, the safety, durability and overall quality feel of the toy.
Affordable
Rating: Fuck Me Silly 2 was rated 2 out of 5, which means it is moderately priced, neither expensive nor cheap.
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Recommended for
I suggest Fuck Me Silly 2 if you're past the beginner stage and ready for more. It's beginner-friendly yet offers additional features for growing users.
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My Verdict
Overall, I give the Fuck Me Silly 2 Mega Masturbator a solid 4 stars. The reason being is that the product is well made, feels extremely realistic, and is the perfect sex partner for any guy, girl, or couple wanting a jealousy-free threesome. And although the material from which the toy is made is porous, as long as it is cared for properly, it should hold up well. Plus, for someone wanting a more satisfying masturbation experience, the price is far more affordable than a full-sized sex doll. The FMS2 Mega Masturbator is the perfect “try it before you buy it” sex toy as it gives a lifelike intercourse experience without the high dollar investment. I would recommend this masturbator to any guy who desires great sex without the hassle of dating or buying dinner.
Buy, if you...
- I would highly recommend this mega masturbator to any male or trans male looking for masturbation that’s more like actual intercourse and those who are trying to build stamina. In addition, it’s a great purchase to make if you’re considering investing in a full-sized sex doll. Finally, it would make a fantastic addition to couples play for a no-jealousy, threesome.
Don't buy, if you...
- Okay gents, you know who I am addressing here; those of you who like it rough, who love the feel of anal sex while grabbing hands full of booty and those who are daily masturbators. Though this masturbating torso is extremely well made, the thinner material between the vagina and anus as well as the single orifice cannot take daily, slamming and banging. Plus, she’s flat on the bottom so you miss the realistic anal experience.
About The Fuck Me Silly 2
Have you been looking for the perfect, intimate, female partner who loves sex, never says, “No,” never has a headache, and doesn’t require an expensive dinner, flowers, or foreplay? Then I have the sex partner for you! Introducing the Fuck Me Silly 2 Mega Masturbator by Pipedream Extreme Toyz. With perky, double D breasts and 3 ways to use her, this investment-worthy companion will make all of your wet dreams come true!
Pros
- ✅Small, easy to transport, use and store
- ✅Ships in a discreet outer box
- ✅Extremely lifelike look and feel
- ✅More budget-friendly than a full-sized sex doll
- ✅Comes with lubricant, cleanser and restoring powder
Cons
- ❌Made of “Fanta Flesh” which is porous
- ❌Vaginal and anal canals are not separate
- ❌Thin material between the anus and vagina could tear with rough use
- ❌Drying the canal may be difficult and could lead to mold and mildew
- ❌Must add restoration powder after washing to avoid stickiness
Table of contents (12)
My Time with the Fuck Me Silly 2
I didn’t use the masturbator personally as I am not a penis owner. But I did take the torso out of the box and gave it a thorough checking over. As mentioned above, the canal for both the vagina and anus is tight and smooth at the openings and lightly textured the deeper you penetrate. However, with the material between the openings being thinner, you’ll need to save the rough stuff for rare occasions.
What I like/dislike about the design
The Fuck Me Silly 2 Mega Masturbator is beautifully and realistically designed with firm, perky DD breasts with realistic nipples as well as a lifelike vagina and anus. The torso masturbator is modeled after the female body from the neck to genitals – so no hair to upkeep and it’s small enough to stow away under your bed. Plus, the musculature and coloring on the entire torso is exquisite – much better than most toys of this caliber. Further, the backside of the torso is flat and has a hole in the center to make cleaning a snap. The vaginal opening is tight, measuring at 1”, starting smoothly then opening up to a textured interior. The anal opening is located conveniently close to the vaginal opening (so no need to turn it over), both of which join into a single canal. The central canal measures 8” in depth. Therefore, the well-endowed man won’t bottom out when using this mega masturbator. Finally, the firm and perky breasts provide a third way to play and are ideal for breast sex. Plus, they feel so lifelike, you may want to tease and tantalize the nipples too.
How user friendly is the Fuck Me Silly 2?
The Fuck Me Silly 2 Mega Masturbator weighs in at a full 12 lbs., making it feel more lifelike while being light enough to move around. In addition, the anus and vagina are positioned close enough together so you won’t have to turn the toy over to penetrate its backside. Therefore, all you have to do it unbox the torso, add some of the included water-based lubricant and well, fuck it silly. The brilliant feature of this masturbation torso is that it is flat on the back. So, the doll stays in place on nearly all surfaces. In addition, the drainage hole on the back of the torso allows you to irrigate both openings thoroughly, after use using water and the included toy cleanser packets. Just make sure to place a towel under the torso while masturbating as fluids will seep out of the hole.
Review of the Quality
The Fuck Me Silly 2 Mega Masturbator has a solid construction and appears to be exceptionally well-made. However, with the vaginal and anal openings being so close together, the masturbator may not hold up well with exuberant masturbators. The flesh-like material in between the two orifices is thin and could wear out, leaving the user with a single, large hole. That being said, if the user mixes things up, uses the breasts for solo sessions too and only gets rough on occasion, I feel the torso will hold up quite well.
The Fuck Me Silly 2: Is it Value for Money?
The price of the torso masturbator is extremely fair, especially taking into account the price of a full-sized sex doll. Sex dolls start at around $1,500 and can run up to tens of thousands of dollars depending on the materials used in molding and the features of the doll. And although the Fuck Me Silly 2 Mega Masturbator is made of lesser-expensive materials – more on that below – I feel it’s a great, budget-friendly option for those who desire a larger, more realistic masturbation toy.
Pleasure Check: How does Fuck Me Silly 2 Measure Up?
I didn’t use the masturbator personally as I am not a penis owner. But I did take the torso out of the box and gave it a thorough checking over. As mentioned above, the canal for both the vagina and anus are tight and smooth at the openings and lightly textured the deeper you penetrate. However, with the material between the openings being thinner, you’ll need to save the rough stuff for rare occasions. The torso feels very lifelike and it responds to thrusting by jiggling the same way a human partner would. The size and shape make it easy to move the torso around and use it in various ways – like in bed, on a chair, on a sex wedge etc. The breasts are quite firm, some may say a bit too hard. However, the are spaced perfectly for breast sex and do jiggle quite naturally. One tip I’d like to share is warming the flesh-like material before use. Otherwise, it feels like you’re interacting with a corpse. So, you can warm-up the FMS2 Mega Masturbator by soaking it in a bath of warm water for about 15 minutes. Or, you can cover the torso with a towel, then a heated blanket for about 10 minutes.
A closer Look at it’s packaging
I was extremely surprised at how well the Fuck Me Silly 2 Mega Masturbator was presented. First, it was packaged in an unmarked, carboard box that was quite thick and sturdy. Next, upon opening the outer carboard box, the torso was in a bright, clearly marked carboard box covered in photos of a nude model as well as the product – definitely not something to open if there are youngsters around. Inside the box was a Styrofoam box with 2 pieces of clear, molded plastic to hold the torso in place. The free lubricant, toy cleanser and restoration powder samples were on top. The torso itself was wrapped in a loose plastic bag to further protect it from dust, cuts or other injuries. The packaging is sturdy enough to reuse as storage, a huge plus! However, if there are youngsters in the house, simply save the outer, cardboard box, pace the torso back into the plastic mold and slide it into the box for discreet and sturdy storage.
Materials and Maintenance
The Fuck Me Silly 2 Mega Masturbator is made of a material called “Fanta Flesh” – and I cannot find anything further on the material except “soft plastic”. However, the product is latex and phthalate-free. That being said, the torso is quite heavy for its size (12 lbs.) but this adds to the realism. And although some reviewers say the torso is small, when I hold it against my body, the measurements match perfectly. So, you could say this torso is “petite” and curvy. In regard to cleaning and care, the “Fanta Flesh” will collect dirt and absorb oils from your body. If not cleaned properly, the material will pill and pull off, damaging the look and feel of the toy. Additionally, you must wash the canal thoroughly and not share the toy as the material is porous and can spread bacteria and viruses as well as growing mold and mildew. Fortunately, the Fuck Me Silly 2 Mega Masturbator is waterproof and fully submersible. So, you can easily wash the torso in a bath or shower. Just be careful, the material becomes very slippery when wet! Then, gently pat the outside dry and be sure and dry the anal/vaginal canals. Afterward, spread the restoration powder on the outside of the torso as well as inside the canals to keep the material soft and silky while eliminating stickiness.
Specifications and features
| Length | 20.5 inches |
| Width | 12.5 inches |
| Weight | 12 lbs |
| Waterproof | Yes |
| Materials | Fanta Flesh (TPR) |
| Openings | Vagina and anus |
Comparing Fuck Me Silly 2 with alternatives
| Fuck Me Silly 2 | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Overall score | NaN / 5.0 | 4.7 / 5.0 | 4.4 / 5.0 | 4.8 / 5.0 | 4.5 / 5.0 | 4.3 / 5.0 |
| Bedbible rating | 4.0 / 5.0 | 4.5 / 5.0 | 4.0 / 5.0 | 4.7 / 5.0 | 5.0 / 5.0 | 4.6 / 5.0 |
| User rating | NaN / 5.0 from 0 users | 4.8 / 5.0 from 421 users | 4.8 / 5.0 from 171 users | 5 / 5.0 from 423 users | 4 / 5.0 from 54 users | 3.9 / 5.0 from 320 users |
| Price | Affordable | Moderate | Moderate | Moderate | Cheap | Pricey |
| Design | 72 / 100 | 80 / 100 | 75 / 100 | 90 / 100 | 60 / 100 | 87 / 100 |
| Ease of use | 85 / 100 | 95 / 100 | 70 / 100 | 95 / 100 | 50 / 100 | 76 / 100 |
| Quality | 77 / 100 | 95 / 100 | 95 / 100 | 95 / 100 | 45 / 100 | 90 / 100 |
| Sound | - | - | - | - | - | 80 / 100 |
| Power | - | - | - | - | - | 20 / 100 |
| Buzzy/Rumbly | - | - | - | - | - | very buzzy |
| Length | 20.5 inches | - | - | - | 8 inches | 6 inches |
| Width | 12.5 inches | - | - | (canal) 0.25 inches | - | 2 inches |
| Weight | 12 lbs | - | - | - | - | - |
| Waterproof | Yes | Yes | Yes | Yes | Fully waterproof | Yes |
| Materials | Fanta Flesh (TPR) | Soft plastic | Soft plastic | Soft plastic | Soft plastic | Medical-Grade Silicone, ABS Plastic |
| Openings | Vagina and anus | Vagina | Vagina | Vagina | - | - |
| Insertable length | - | 9 inches | 9 inches | 9 inches | 5.5 inches | - |
| Diameter | - | (canal) 0.25 inches | Canal: 0.5 inches | - | 2 inches | - |
| Allergies | - | - | - | Phthalate-free | - | - |
| Diameter (internal) | - | - | - | - | 1.25 inches | 1.3 inches; stretches up to 1.75 inches |
| Fastening | - | - | - | - | Base loop | - |
| Vibration modes | - | - | - | - | - | 8 Intensities |
| Height | - | - | - | - | - | 3.2 inches |
| Battery Life | - | - | - | - | - | 60-70 minutes |
| Rechargeable | - | - | - | - | - | Yes |
| Charging Time | - | - | - | - | - | 120 minutes |
| Travel Lock | - | - | - | - | - | Yes |
| Storage Bag Included | - | - | - | - | - | No, But Comes With Case |
| Colors Available | - | - | - | - | - | Black |
FAQ
Instructions - Manual
- Use water-based lubrication with the Fuck Me Silly 2
- Clean the torso thoroughly between uses. It is easiest to clean the torso in the bath or shower.
- Ensure that the torso is completely dry by patting with a clean towel.
- Apply the restoration powder to the outside and inside the canals.
- Store the torso in the box to keep it safe and clean.
Reviewed by:
Edie