Hismith 4.0 Sex Machine Review
My Verdict
🔥🔥 I - LOVE - THIS - SEX - MACHINE - !!!!! 🔥🔥 Congratulations Hismith, you have succeeded in a first for me, I am in love with an inanimate object! If you are thinking about buying this sex machine I really can't recommend it enough, do it! Whether you want to be the one on the receiving end, or the person holding the controls, this product is amazing!! Buy it buy it buy it! If you are a regular reader of my reviews you will know that I rarely mark a product so highly as I have this. And guys, Hismith are high end, I mean really really top of the range, they have seriously impressed me! So take my word for it, you need this sex machine!
Recommended for
I would recommend any first-timer or beginner this toy, as it's very easy to learn and use.
Beginner: Suited for those new to the world of sex toys. These products are designed with simplicity and ease of use in mind, providing a gentle introduction to enhance your experiences. Whether you're exploring for the first time or looking for something straightforward, these items are a perfect starting point.
Intermediate: Tailored for individuals who have some familiarity with sex toys and are looking to explore further. These products offer a balance between comfort and new sensations, allowing you to expand your horizons and discover new pleasures. Ideal for those ready to take the next step in their journey.
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About The Hismith 4.0 Sex Machine
This product is packed, they do not hold back on ensuring they give you everything! It's all contained neatly in the canvas storage bag and is pretty easy to assemble. The machine is heavy but you'll find out later that this is a good thing! It has a simple yet elegant design. It appears sturdy, heavy duty and of top quality. With a wired remote, mains plug adapter and 8" dildo all included you have everything you need. One flashy little feature is the 100Watt turbine motor with LED lights that change depending on the modes/speeds of the thrust! Even further, it's app controlled! Yep, this is the future!
The vibrations of the Hismith 4.0 Sex Machine are quiet, extremely powerful, and very buzzy
Pros
- ✅Very sturdy
- ✅Fantastic speed
- ✅Awesome app - well done Hismith!
- ✅Useful and very aesthetic colour coded LED light
- ✅Good variety of thrust modes
- ✅Easy to store in assembled position or in travel bag
- ✅Packs down to a comfortable travel size
- ✅Dust cover included
Cons
- ❌Need to buy adapter to use with non Hismith toys
- ❌Shakes/moves a little when speed is at 100 (more so with bigger toys)
Table of contents (13)
Personal Experience
Intro
Well, if you hadn’t guessed already I’m a huge fan of this sex machine. It is fantastic, I genuinely have no complaints in terms of quality, strength, motion, design etc. I was really excited getting it out of the packaging and putting it together. I was so pumped I couldn’t decide if I wanted to start with the remote or dive straight into the app. Just the setup was making me so horny, I couldn’t wait to get started!Dildo included
My first usage was with the 8inch dildo included. Due to the Hismith designed dildo connecter, it was the only toy I could use as none of my own had the compatible attachment. But I gotta say, even though the 8inch doesn’t really have the girth I’d normally go for it was a brilliant experience. It felt soooooooo good. Trying out all the different speeds and modes was great fun too. If you’re using it for anal like me then just be careful which mode you choose if you’re not warmed up. Some of them can start off pretty intense, I definitely gave myself a shock with using one of the modes too early!My toy selection
There was no way I was going to have this sex machine and not get to use my bigger toys with it. Bedbible asked Hismith if they could send a Vac-u-lock attachment for me and they very kindly and promptly obliged. As for the suction based toys, I found a work around. So, how does the machine cope with larger toys? Pretty well actually, I was really impressed. The largest two dildos did make the machine get put through its paces and it did not fail. It was not top heavy, it held its own, it is one sturdy piece of machinery. One thing to note, when using at full throttle with a large toy inside you it shakes a little but it’s not a huge issue as the insertion of the toy itself into your body is adding stability. If however (for display purposes or something) you want to show the machine on full power with a large toy the motion of the heavy toy flopping around in the air does create an element of instability that makes the machine shake a lot! To the point that it would shake its way off a table/counter top if you did not stables it in place with your hands. But yes, this machine coped extremely well. I couldn’t tell you how it might be with extremely big toys, but my collection is not minimal, and though I don’t know how much my biggest dildo weighs, just imagine a giant version of a horse cock and you’ll get a good enough idea. 😈Design
Fantastic design! They've really thought everything through from the changing LED colour lights to the rotating arm of the machine itself, and it's a very cool looking product! I do have one small gripe, the only design failure for me is the sex toy connector. The KlicLok design means none of my current sex toys will be compatible. This is not uncommon amongst sex machine manufacturers and tbh I do get it, you want to have retuning customers. However I'm not a huge fan of companies trying to ensure they have repeat customers in this way, (it's Apple all over again). BUT, I was so so happy when Hismith agreed to send out a free vac-u-lock connector to me, they completely made up for it and I now love them all over again! 😁
Ease of Use
I found this product really easy to use, set-up wasn't too time consuming and once it's done it's done. Changing position is really simple too! It is fairly heavy to pick up though so that's something to bear in mind if you have strength/mobility issues. As for the thrust modes and speeds, start small and work your way up, especially when using it for anal penetration, don't want any fissures now do we? A bit of a warm up on the lower settings and you'll be taking it at 100 before you know it! I wouldn't really say there's a learning curve to the machine itself. However discovering your favourite positions to find those O spots might take some experimenting, and of course all the fun of creating your own thrust modes!
Quality
Fantastic quality. 100 out of 100!!! Everything is top notch, from the silicone dildo right down to the turbines very impressive LED light! This is without a doubt a high grade and top quality product from a very impressive brand, you will not be disappointed.
Price
It is expensive, but well worth the investment! Let's be real, sex machines are expensive and in comparison to others on the market I would say this is very reasonably priced for the quality and diversity of the product that you're getting. Remember, it's app controlled AND it has the 100Watt turbine motor with LED lights that change depending on the modes/speeds of the thrust! Honestly I really thing it's worth getting, look at everything it comes with. Hismith give you everything you need, including a dildo to get you started! Included with this product is; The Main Sex Machine, 1 Wired Digital Display Controller, 6 Anti-slip rod end covers, 1 8'' Liquid Silicone Dildo ('kliclok' compatible of course!), 2 Support T-shape rods, 1 Certificated Power adapter with Uk or US Plug, 1 Water-proof portable canvas bag, 1 M2 Allen Wrench, 1 M5 Allen Wrench and lastly, 1 Dust Cover.
Performance
Performs brilliantly. Shakes a bit when the speed reaches 100 but the sturdy legs and heavy duty weight stops this from being an issue. It didn't overheat and I put it through its paces, but honestly I didn't expect it too, it's a trustworthy product, that much is evident. As for how loud it is, it's listed to have a noise level of 20-40 DB. I'm not sure exactly what that means, and I don't have a lot to compare it too but I can say I was impressed by how little sound it makes. That's not to say it's quiet, watch the video link to get a better idea. But even at its fastest setting it's not too loud. Of course this is an opinionated subject, and I live in the middle of nowhere so I can make all the noise I want!
Packaging
Hismith have provided the perfect packaging! A black, square, zip up carry case with easy handles. It's lined on the inside with black styrofoam padding for product protection. It's ideal for transport as it's easy to carry the heavy weight of the machine, and it's waterproof! The plain black design with no writing or logos means complete discretion, it'll appear like you're carrying some kind of tech or musical equipment, no-one will ever suspect it's an amazing sex machine!! It's already made several trips to and from my play partners house!
Materials and care
This is a high end and high quality machine and therefore must be treated accordingly. Do make sure you pay attention to the instructions when it comes to maintenance and storage, there are specific instructions about ensuring the thrusting rod remains well oiled, though I couldn't see anywhere which type of oil/grease was recommended. If you don't want to have to pack it down after each use that's not a problem. Hismith have foreseen this and provided you with a dust cover to ensure it remains protected. Not only does the cover protect the machine it also gives an extra level of discretion, if someone is nosey enough to peek inside my wardrobe all they're going to see are two metal legs with a dust cover on the top, much better than discovering the real thing! As for cleaning, the dildos detach so it's pretty easy. Should you soil the machine itself unplug before doing any cleaning and always make sure the machine is completely dry before storage.
Special feature
Multiple special features
So many special features with this one! There’s the flashy 100Watt turbine motor with LED lights that change depending on the modes/speeds of the thrust, if it’s on red you’re getting pounded my friend! I’m also so impressed by how quickly Hismith were willing to send out the free vac-u-lock connecter attachment (see the pic). Seems like a small thing but it’s a game changer with how much I can use the machine! But the winner of the special features contest for this toy has to be the app!The App
I haven’t gone quite as deep into the app and all its functions yet because its packed with options. You can make and share your own mode/thrust patterns and upload them for others to use, equally you can use other peoples too. You can create some favourites just for you or give the controls to someone else in the ‘Just Ask’ section of the app. Like many devices you can also link up the thrust settings to music playlists, having the intensity of the sex machine match the intensity of the song. I haven’t quite figured out how to do this yet but I know it has the capability so clearly have more exploring to do! It’s essentially a whole social media platform in itself, so if you really want to immerse yourself into the Hismith universe you can.Specifications and features
App Controls | Yes |
Height | 17.67 inches |
Length | 18.03 inches |
Width | 10.23 inches |
Weight | 24.58 lbs |
Thrust Modes | 6 (more in app) |
Insertable length | Thrust length: 1.2-6 inches |
Adjustable | Yes, legs are adjustable for any position |
Remote Controls | Yes, wired controller |
Storage Bag Included | Yes |
Materials | Machine: aluminium and alloy, dildo: silicone |
Vibration speeds | Thrusting (not vibration) speed 0-267 Strokes Per Minute |
Waterproof | Machine: no, Transport bag: yes |
Comparing Hismith 4.0 Sex Machine with alternatives
Hismith 4.0 Sex Machine | ||||||
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Overall score | 4.7 / 5.0 | 4.7 / 5.0 | 4.3 / 5.0 | 4.5 / 5.0 | 5.0 / 5.0 | 4.7 / 5.0 |
Bedbible rating | 5.0 / 5.0 | 4.6 / 5.0 | 4.5 / 5.0 | 4.2 / 5.0 | 5.0 / 5.0 | 4.8 / 5.0 |
User rating | 4.4 / 5.0 from 1325 users | 4.8 / 5.0 from 8 users | 4 / 5.0 from 3 users | 4.7 / 5.0 from 3 users | 5 / 5.0 from 1 users | 4.6 / 5.0 from 16 users |
Price | Pricey | Affordable | Pricey | Affordable | Pricey | Pricey |
Design | 100 / 100 | 90 / 100 | 75 / 100 | 80 / 100 | 90 / 100 | 95 / 100 |
Ease of use | 100 / 100 | 90 / 100 | 90 / 100 | 85 / 100 | 90 / 100 | 80 / 100 |
Quality | 100 / 100 | 80 / 100 | 70 / 100 | 70 / 100 | 50 / 100 | 95 / 100 |
Sound | 40 / 100 | - | - | - | 20 / 100 | 40 / 100 |
Power | 100 / 100 | - | - | - | 100 / 100 | 100 / 100 |
Buzzy/Rumbly | very rumbly | - | - | - | very rumbly | very rumbly |
App Controls | Yes | - | - | Yes — Lovense Remote app | - | Lovense Remote App |
Height | 17.67 inches | 6.7 inches | 17.7 inches | 11.5 inches | 15.7 to 31.5 inches | 17.7 inches |
Length | 18.03 inches | 16.5 inches | 18.4 inches | 23.9 inches | - | 40.4 inches |
Width | 10.23 inches | 5.9 inches | - | 9.9 inches | - | 10.2 inches |
Weight | 24.58 lbs | null lbs | - | 7 lbs | 33-41 lbs | 25 lbs |
Thrust Modes | 6 (more in app) | Up to 250 strokes/min | 0-240 RPM Fully Adjustable Thrust Settings | Up to 260 strokes/min | Stroke length: up to 6.6," Speed: up to 600/min | Up to 300 strokes/min |
Insertable length | Thrust length: 1.2-6 inches | Dildo: 6.7 inches | 1.2 to 6 inches | Dildo: 5.4 inches | Dildo: 5.5 inches | Dildos: 5.43 inches, 6.3 inches |
Adjustable | Yes, legs are adjustable for any position | Angle of penetration: -15 ~+ 15 degree | Yes | Yes — Height, Angle and Stroke Length (up to 3") | Yes — height and angle | Angle, height, stroke length (max 4.5 inches) |
Remote Controls | Yes, wired controller | Yes — wired, wireless, and app | Wired, Wireless, and App-Enabled | Yes — Wired Remote | Wireless and app | - |
Storage Bag Included | Yes | - | Yes | No | Yes | Yes |
Materials | Machine: aluminium and alloy, dildo: silicone | Unit: Metal, Dildo: Silicone | Stainless Steel (Frame), ABS Plastic (Controller), Silicone (Dildo) | Machine: Plastic and Metal, Dildo: Silicone, Metal | Dildo: Dual density silicone, Frame: Metal | Dildos: Silicone |
Vibration speeds | Thrusting (not vibration) speed 0-267 Strokes Per Minute | - | - | - | - | - |
Waterproof | Machine: no, Transport bag: yes | No | - | No | No | No |
Diameter | - | Dildo: 1.38 inches | 1.6 inches | Dildo: 1.5 inches | - | - |
Rechargeable | - | No — mains powered | No (Corded power) | No — Mains-Powered | No — mains powered | Mains-Powered |
Colors Available | - | Black, blue, red | - | White | - | - |
Maximum Weight | - | - | 25 lbs | - | - | - |
Travel Lock | - | - | No | - | - | - |
Reviewed by:
Jesse Roberts