Hismith Table Top 2.0 Max Review
My Verdict
For the price and size, I think the Hismith Table Top 2.0 Max is a fantastic little sex machine! I think it's a great first-time sex machine as it's super easy to set up and very approachable! It's also great with limited space or budget. I also really love that it can be app-controlled! The only thing to keep in mind is that it's not as versatile as full-size sex machines when it comes to exploring different positions and it's not quite as stable. Aside from that, it's an impressive little machine that's got a lot of potential for fun!
Recommended for
I suggest this if you're progressing beyond the basics; it’s straightforward but adds useful features.
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About The Hismith Table Top 2.0 Max
The Hismith Table Top 2.0 Max is a compact thrusting sex machine from Hismith's premium range. It features adjustable speed and stroke length and a 100 W motor. It comes with both a wired and a wireless remote and you is app controllable, meaning you can create your own patterns or play long-distance! You also get a quality silicone dildo, so you are good to go as soon it's delivered!
Pros
- ✅Compact design is easy to move and store
- ✅Wired, wireless, or app control
- ✅Play long-distance
- ✅Create your own patterns
- ✅Up to 250 strokes/min
- ✅Adjustable stroke length 1.57-5.12 inches
- ✅Padded black storage/travel case
- ✅Silicone dildo included
- ✅Quick and easy to adjust
Cons
- ❌Not super quiet
- ❌Can move around during use
- ❌Needs a lot of lube
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Personal Experience
My First Sex Machine!
I have to say I was pretty giddy with excitement to get my hands on my first sex machine — a big moment in any sex toy experts journey! I also had to laugh when it was delivered to the parcel collection point in my local supermarket. Thankfully, the packaging was completely discreet. Taking it out of the box, I was so impressed with the padded black carry case with everything neatly packed in its own space. It was a breeze to set up and I was soon marvelling at the black silicone dildo thrusting back and forth. As I turned the speed up, I started to get a bit nervous about actually trying it, but then the dildo started do an award winning helicopter, which snapped me back into reality!Solo Play
I knew I would enjoy the psychological aspect of it, but I was unsure whether I would really enjoy the intense, possibly mechanical feeling, thrusting. My uncertainty soon vanished as soon as the machine started doing its thing! For solo play, this is in a league of it’s own! If you love thrusting your dildo hard and fast, but find your arm getting tired too quickly, this is the answer to all your problems! You can sit (or lie) back and enjoy full, satisfying strokes! That being said, it takes a little time to set up and warm up, so it’s probably not going to be an everyday toy, but one to enjoy when you’ve got a bit of extra time! I tried the Hismith Table 2.0 Max solo first to get a feel for how it all works and what kind of speed I enjoyed. I was really impressed by just how amazing it felt. The strokes were long and smooth and the slight ripples of the dildo really added to experience. It took a bit of trial and error to find the right angle and position but once I did, I was magic! There were a few slip outs, and I can advise you just switch the machine off this happens, lest you want to watch it thrash about between your legs or have a ‘sorry, wrong hole’ moment! Being a lighter, portable sex machine, there were times where the machine moved backwards, but in general it was ok! My only other note here is that you might want to put a waterproof blanket, like the Liberator Fascinator, down — you can thank me later.Partnered Play
I was most interested in using the Hismith Tabletop 2.0 Max with a partner, as I love the idea of them being in control. The best thing about this sex machine is that they control it here in the room or use the app to control it from anywhere in the world. Video sex just got a whole lot more exciting! I loved how easy it was to get the long distance control set up and how well it worked. The dial controls are also a lot of fun for power play, forced orgasm (consensual, of course), and all kinds of teasing and torture. Throw in some restraints for BDSM and you’ve got a whole day of fun!Design
I really like the overall design of the Hismith Table 2.0 Max. It's nice and compact and I think the black matt black looks very tasteful. The base is quite small but the flat, plate design make it pretty stable. I also like that it's got a handle built into the unit so it's really easy to carry around or reposition. I'm also a big fan of the dildo it comes with, which is a semi-realistic shape in matt black silicone, with some ripples along the shaft. I much prefer this to a skin-colored dildo, but that is just personal preference. It's also relatively flexible so it's very comfortable to use. The machine itself is also available in red or sky blue if you prefer something more colorful.
Ease of Use
The Hismith Tabletop 2.0 Max is incredibly easy to set up and get started. All you need to do is connect the power cable and wired controller and then click the dildo into place! The KlicLok system is also very easy to use — the dildo clicks into place and pops off very easily. It also makes it easy to change attachment in the heat of the moment if you want to. You can also use the machine vertically by attaching the metal foot, which screws in place in just a minute or two. I was also very pleasantly surprised by how easy it is to connect to the app and I was even able to give a someone else long distance in just minutes. It did, however, scare the crap out of me when it started going by itself! My only real criticism is that the instructions that come with the machine are very vague and not that well translated.
Quality
The Hismith Tabletop 2.0 Max feels like a very well-made sex machine. There are no bits that rattle around or feel fragile and sits very stably on it's base during use. It can move around slightly, especially if you aren't fully warmed up or aren't using enough lube. For a sex machine I would say it's quiet for a sex machine but loud for the very old apartment I live in! I can hear my neighbours sneeze, so I'm pretty sure they can hear this! Hopefully they just think I'm into after hours DIY! I would say it's much quieter on a bed or soft surface than a hard surface or one that can move around. I also really like the KlicLok system for attaching dildos, as it feels very strong and is shaped so the dildo won't spin. The dildo also feels like great quality and is made with silicone!
Price
It's no secret that sex machines aren't the cheapest type of sex toy out there. However, for what you are getting, I would say the Hismith Table Top 2.0 Max is very reasonable! This 100 W sex machine has plenty of power and is even app controlled, all for under $500! Considering simple thrusting dildos that don't have a fraction of the power or versatility of a sex machine can go for a couple of hundred dollars, I think this is a great price for a compact sex machine.
Performance
At 100 W, the Hismith Table Top 2.0 Max is pretty powerful! It has twice the power and three times the torque of the original, which also means it can support larger toys, although I'm yet to test it with anything bigger. There's a really great range of speeds and it has an impressive stroke length where you can feel the dildo fully thrusting in and out of you, stimulating every bit along the way! If you aren't fully warmed up or aren't using enough lube for the dildo to move easily, the machine can move a little, but once it gets going it moves very smoothly and stays put quite well. I was surprised that I wasn't at all aware of it feeling mechanical and hasn't stalled out on me so far. The dildo can slip out, especially if the stroke length is short and shallow or you aren't close enough, but I would say this is more of a learning curve than anything. I will say, I've only used it for vaginal sex and not anal, so I don't know how well it would stand up against the tighter grip of the anus!
Packaging
I was really impressed with the packaging the Hismith Tabletop 2.0 Max came in. The delivery box was completely discreet — there wasn't any mention of Hismith or any clues as to what was inside anywhere on the box. It was also nice and sturdy so it's unlikely to be damaged in transport. And even if the box was slightly damaged, the machine is packed safely inside a foam padded black carry bag so your secret would still be safe!
Materials and care
The machine itself is made from metal and can be wiped clean but should be kept dry. The dildo that comes with the Hismith Table Top 2.0 Max is made of silicone and can be cleaned with fragrance free soap and water or a sex toy cleaning spray. Plus, you can boil it to sterilize it if you want to share it with a partner. Make sure to stick to water-based lubrication to protect the materials. The storage bag is also great for keeping everything safe and clean between uses. The bag measures 20 x 10.8 x 7.9 inches, so it's compact enough to store in a closet or maybe under the bed.
Special feature
The Hismith Table Top 2.0 Max is app enabled, which adds a whole new dimension of ease and fun to the experience. Personally, I much prefer the old-school wired remote with twist knob when using the machine solo but I love the app for long distance play. Being able to put on a show for your partner while they are in control makes for some very fun video sex! It’s also a big plus that it’s so easy to set up and navigate! The other big draw is that you can create and share modes in the app. This doesn’t appeal to me as much but plenty of people love this feature!
Specifications and features
Thrust Modes | Up to 250 strokes/min |
Insertable length | Dildo: 6.7 inches |
Diameter | Dildo: 1.38 inches |
Width | 5.9 inches |
Height | 6.7 inches |
Length | 16.5 inches |
Materials | Unit: Metal, Dildo: Silicone |
Waterproof | No |
Rechargeable | No — mains powered |
Remote Controls | Yes — wired, wireless, and app |
Weight | lbs |
Adjustable | Angle of penetration: -15 ~+ 15 degree |
Colors Available | Black, blue, red |
Comparing Hismith Table Top 2.0 Max with alternatives
Hismith Table Top 2.0 Max | ||||||
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Overall score | 4.7 / 5.0 | 5.0 / 5.0 | 4.6 / 5.0 | NaN / 5.0 | 4.8 / 5.0 | 4.8 / 5.0 |
Bedbible rating | 4.6 / 5.0 | 5.0 / 5.0 | 4.8 / 5.0 | 2.3 / 5.0 | 5.0 / 5.0 | 5.0 / 5.0 |
User rating | 4.8 / 5.0 from 8 users | 4.9 / 5.0 from 19 users | 4.4 / 5.0 from 11 users | NaN / 5.0 from 0 users | 4.7 / 5.0 from 143 users | 4.5 / 5.0 from 4 users |
Price | Affordable | Premium | Cheap | Affordable | Cheap | Cheap |
Design | 90 / 100 | 100 / 100 | 100 / 100 | 40 / 100 | 100 / 100 | 100 / 100 |
Ease of use | 90 / 100 | 100 / 100 | 95 / 100 | 90 / 100 | 90 / 100 | 95 / 100 |
Quality | 80 / 100 | 100 / 100 | 100 / 100 | 20 / 100 | 95 / 100 | 100 / 100 |
Sound | - | - | - | - | - | - |
Power | - | - | - | - | - | - |
Buzzy/Rumbly | - | - | - | - | - | - |
Thrust Modes | Up to 250 strokes/min | - | - | - | - | - |
Insertable length | Dildo: 6.7 inches | - | - | - | - | - |
Diameter | Dildo: 1.38 inches | - | Ball: 1.47 inches | - | - | - |
Width | 5.9 inches | .86 inches | - | - | - | 2 inches |
Height | 6.7 inches | 1.6 inches | - | - | - | - |
Length | 16.5 inches | - | Total 24.4 inches | Wrist Cuffs: 8-12 inches, Ankle Cuffs: 9.5-13.5 inches, Chains: 6 inches, Flogger: 16 inches, Hogtie: 13 inches | 18 inches | 65 ft/ 787 inches |
Materials | Unit: Metal, Dildo: Silicone | Stainless Steel | Silicone, Nickel-Free Metal, Polyurethane | Faux Leather, Metal | Silicone, hard plastic | PVC |
Waterproof | No | - | Silicone components are | No | - | Yes |
Rechargeable | No — mains powered | - | - | - | - | - |
Remote Controls | Yes — wired, wireless, and app | - | - | - | - | - |
Weight | null lbs | .42 lbs | - | - | - | - |
Adjustable | Angle of penetration: -15 ~+ 15 degree | - | To fit heads between 9-5.1 inches in diameter | Yes — Adjustable Cuffs | - | - |
Colors Available | Black, blue, red | - | - | Purple, Black | - | Black, Pink, Red |
Storage Bag Included | - | Yes | Yes | Yes | - | - |
Fastening | - | Screw | - | Cuffs: Buckles, Hogtie and Chains: Carabiner Clips | - | - |
Openings | - | - | 8 adjustment options | - | - | - |
Vibration modes | - | - | null | - | - | - |
Allergies | - | - | - | May contain nickel | - | - |
Reviewed by:
Isabelle Uren