Lifelike Lover Ultra Realistic Ejaculating Dildo Review
Overall Rating
4.2/5
Bedbible Rating:
4.5/5
User Ratings:
3.8/5
Based on 15 user reviews
Rating: Lifelike Lover Ultra Realistic Ejaculating Dildo was rated 85 out of 100, which means it is designed absolutely incredible.
What it is: The design rating takes into account the shape of the toy in both a visual and ergonomic perspective. We ask our reviewers to rate the overall feeling of the Lifelike Lover Ultra Realistic Ejaculating Dildo.
Rating: Lifelike Lover Ultra Realistic Ejaculating Dildo was rated 90 out of 100, which means it is extremely easy to use and worked very well.
What it is: The Ease of Use rating is a score given on how easy the toy is to operate and use. Aspects that are considered is the suitability for different kinds of people, intuitiveness, and potential learning curve of using the product for pleasure (or pain).
Rating: Lifelike Lover Ultra Realistic Ejaculating Dildo was rated 100 out of 100, which means it is one of the absolute top quality toys.
What it is: The Quality rating is a score that takes into account the quality of the materials used in the toy, how well it was manufactured, the safety, durability and overall quality feel of the toy.
My Verdict
The LoveHoney Lifelike Lover dildo is a great toy that tries to be as versatile possible. The quality is excellent and the features make it user friendly! Big enough to be fun for even more experienced users but small enough to easily work up to for beginners. The ejaculating feature is more of a gimmick than a feature in my opinion, but it does technically work so if you are into that that's just another pro to add to the list. Overall, I would highly recommend it.
Recommended for
I suggest this if you're progressing beyond the basics; it’s straightforward but adds useful features.
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About The Lifelike Lover Ultra Realistic Ejaculating Dildo
The toy has an 8 inch overall length with a 5 inch insertable depth and a 5 inch circumference. Made of good quality silicone, it is nice and smooth with some water based lube and is easy to clean. It offers a somewhat unique manual ejaculation feature that is good but if that is something important, I would recommend getting a toy with a better system. This toy can be used like any other dildo and is fun with or without a condom (to keep cleanup to a minimum) as well as offering a very strong suction cup base to securely hold it onto nearly any smooth surface and make it harness compatible.
Pros
- ✅Body-safe materials
- ✅Realistic details
- ✅Strong suction cup
- ✅Texture feels great
Cons
- ❌Difficult to clean
- ❌Ejaculating feature not that impressive
Table of contents (12)
Personal Experience
The main feature Lovehoney was aiming for to set their dildo apart from the rest is the on demand “ejaculation” feature. The center of this squirting dildo has a small channel and a small bladder in the “balls” part of the dildo. Any liquid you like can be sucked into that bladder and “ejaculated” by quickly squeezing the balls. To be completely honest, that feature feels more like a gimmick than a real useful feature. What I found is that unless you are expressly interested in using it, it is more of a hassle than it’s worth. Unless you use a condom on the dildo, it can be difficult to properly clean out the inside of the tube and bladder. When in use, the texture and materials are really comfortable and provide a great sensation without being too rough or overbearing. The suction cup base allows it to be used in whatever position you want.
Design
The design is pretty standard for the type of toy it is but it looks good visually and feels good on the skin as well. Compared to similarly priced toys I have purchased in the past, this one feels far more high quality. It is 8 inches long overall with a 5 inch insertable depth and a 5 inch circumference. This places the toy in a nice sweet spot to not be too big for beginners but also big enough that more experienced users can enjoy it too. Even as a more experienced user, I really liked the size and felt it was a great combination of girth and length.
Ease of Use
Like many other toys, this dildo features a suction cup base, this one is very strong and will firmly hold the toy to nearly any solid surface. Wet or dry and both vertical and horizontal, there are no worries of accidently knocking it off even during the most passionate play session. The base design also has the added benefit of being harness capable to give it a bit more versatility across many forms of play. The texture is smooth and with a bit of lube is very pleasurable to use.
Quality
Overall, the LoveHoney dildo feels like a high quality toy and versatile toy for nearly all but the most hardcore users and for nearly all budgets! The material of the toy is a nice high quality silicone that feel very nice to the touch and also cleans up very easily. The realistic proportions and texture both looks good, and adds a nice sensation when in use. It is a relatively soft level of firmness which makes it comfortable to play with from all sorts of angles!
Price
For around price range it is well worth it, especially compared to a few other similar toys I've purchased. This is a pretty simple toy so there's not a lot in the box other than the toy itself but the materials and quality feel very good and the experience is definitely worth the price.
Performance
While the "ejaculating" feature was a bit disappointing, the overall use and feel of the toy lived up to the manufacturer's hype. I only used it solo but did try it several different ways but found it was best used suctioned to a smooth surface. It is harness compatible and I have no doubt it would function quite well in that capacity as well.
Packaging
The dildo comes sealed in a ziplock style bag within a box that is anything but discreet. It is a simple design that displays the toy on the box as well as provide the relevant details around the box and has the name in large lettering on each side. It was shipped very discreetly however which was a nice benefit. It does not come with a storage bag or any other accessories.
Materials and care
The material of the toy is a good quality silicone that was soft when you needed it to be but hard enough that once you get it in and going it is stable but just flexible enough to be comfortable. Cleaning is as simple as soap and water or any silicone safe toy cleaner, just remember to get the inside of the toy clean as well!
Specifications and features
| Length | 8 inches |
| Insertable length | 5 inches |
| Diameter | 1.59 inches |
| Waterproof | yes |
| Materials | Silicone |
| Storage Bag Included | No |
Comparing Lifelike Lover Ultra Realistic Ejaculating Dildo with alternatives
 Lifelike Lover Ultra Realistic Ejaculating Dildo | |||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Overall score | 4.2 / 5.0 | 4.7 / 5.0 | 4.0 / 5.0 | NaN / 5.0 | 4.3 / 5.0 |
| Bedbible rating | 4.5 / 5.0 | 4.5 / 5.0 | 3.8 / 5.0 | 4.0 / 5.0 | 4.0 / 5.0 |
| User rating | 3.8 / 5.0 from 15 users | 4.8 / 5.0 from 4 users | 4.3 / 5.0 from 192 users | NaN / 5.0 from 0 users | 4.5 / 5.0 from 91 users |
| Price | Affordable | Affordable | Moderate | Pricey | Affordable |
| Design | 85 / 100 | 90 / 100 | 40 / 100 | 80 / 100 | 80 / 100 |
| Ease of use | 90 / 100 | 90 / 100 | 90 / 100 | 70 / 100 | 70 / 100 |
| Quality | 100 / 100 | 90 / 100 | 35 / 100 | 75 / 100 | 50 / 100 |
| Sound | - | - | - | - | - |
| Power | - | - | - | - | - |
| Buzzy/Rumbly | - | - | - | - | - |
| Length | 8 inches | 7.7 inches | 7.5 inches | 7.25 inches | - |
| Insertable length | 5 inches | 6.7 inches | 5.5 inches | 6.5 inches | 8.5 inches |
| Diameter | 1.59 inches | 1.4 inches | 1.9 inches | 1.5 inches | 5.75 inches |
| Waterproof | yes | Yes | Yes | Yes | Yes |
| Materials | Silicone | Body-safe Silicone, ABS Plastic | PVC | Silicone | PVC |
| Storage Bag Included | No | Yes | Yes | Yes | Yes |
| Colors Available | - | Black, Vanilla | - | Cream, Honey, Espresso, Lagoon | - |
| Allergies | - | - | Latex-Free, Phthalate-Free | - | - |
| Flexibility | - | - | Firm | - | - |
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Users in general rated Lifelike Lover Ultra Realistic Ejaculating Dildo as the better product.
Reviewed by:
Caleb Finn