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Mr Hankey’s Toys Goliath Dildo Review

Allen Wiltshire
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Hankeys Toys Goliath 2xl review
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Overall Rating

5.0/5

Bedbible Rating:

5/5

Reviewed by: 

Allen Wiltshire

User Ratings:

5.0/5

Based on 216 user reviews

100/100
DesignBeginner

Rating: Hankeys Toys Goliath 2xl was rated 100 out of 100, which means it is designed absolutely incredible.

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40/100
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Rating: Hankeys Toys Goliath 2xl was rated 40 out of 100, which means it is possible to figure out how it should be used.

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100/100
QualityQuality

Rating: Hankeys Toys Goliath 2xl was rated 100 out of 100, which means it is one of the absolute top quality toys.

What it is: The Quality rating is a score that takes into account the quality of the materials used in the toy, how well it was manufactured, the safety, durability and overall quality feel of the toy.

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My Verdict

Regardless of what size you choose, the Goliath is a Titan of a dildo that only the bravest conquer. The only thing you need to ask yourself is do you have the shelf space to store it.

Recommended for

I advise it for advanced users; it provides greater complexity and depth.

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About The Hankeys Toys Goliath 2xl

The Goliath 2XL is one of Hankeys Toys biggest dildos, coming in at a massive 4.35” diameter at the base of the shaft, the Goliath promises to be a dream come true to all size aficionados, and can be used for both anal and vaginal play.

Pros

  • ✅One of the biggest toys on the market, so it's perfect for size kings/queens.
  • ✅It's very sturdy.
  • ✅100% platinum silicone.
  • ✅Makes a great statement piece for any room.

Cons

  • ❌Heavy.
  • ❌Hard to store.
  • ❌Expensive.

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Personal Experience

My Personal Experiences with Hankeys Toys Goliath 2xl

Unboxing

When I was first asked if I wanted to test out the Goliath I looked it over online and thought that it would be an awesome toy to try out, the only problem would be picking the right size. From the get go, the 4XL was waay too big for me, so that left the large and the 2XL. If you’ve ever bought a dildo from Hankeys’ Toys, then you probably know how their product photos look, a front profile of a dildo next to a generic gray soda can sitting in an empty white void. This is an awful way to show the size of a toy, and I am so glad Bedbible includes pictures of people holding toys in their reviews. looking at white void soda can photos of the large and 2XL Goliath didn’t do me much help, so I went off of the circumference measurements instead. Going off of those the 2XL was looking like it was just outside of my max diameter and seemed like it would be a nice challenge. Oh boy.
When I first got the Goliath my first thought was, holy crap this thing is ginormous, how the heck am I going to manage this? The pictures on Hankey’s site and the given measurements did nothing to prepare me for the actual size of this toy, it was well beyond what I was expecting. At the same time though, I was super excited. I wanted to tackle this challenge of a toy and get it balls deep in me.

Trying it out.

The most annoying part of the Goliath for me is that it’s a pain in the ass to store anywhere, it’s just too big. It doesn’t fit in any sort of bag or container well, and because it’s silicone if it’s not in a fiber free container then it will collect hair and lint like no ones business. That’s why for the most part the Goliath sits on a chair in my bedroom or on the sink in my bathroom. Because of this I was constantly walking past it and marveling at the sheer size of it. I know the Goliath isn’t Lovecraftian in aesthetics, but seeing it there everyday in its large towering glory definitely caused a sirens song deep in me and made me want to experience what the Goliath had to offer more and more.
The day finally came to test out the otherworldly monolith that had been driving me mad with lust and anticipation for a week. I did my best to warm up for it, stretching myself out the best I could with the Hankey’s Toys Chode and a few other plugs. Then the time came to finally fulfill this need I’d had for the past week and get the Goliath in me, and…it didn’t even budge. I tried for a solid ten minutes just trying to get the tip in me to no avail. The Goliath literally cock blocked me. I was left having to swallow my pride and lust and try again another time, all the while the sight of the monolithic dildo driving me mad with need.
I had tried and failed to take even the tip of the Goliath another three times, each time deepening my resolve and desire to know what it’s like to have something soo big in me. It wasn’t till the fourth attempt, with much patience, stretching, and deep yoga breathing that I was able to get the tip of the Goliath in me, but hat was as far as I could go. Going any deeper was still too much for me and the resounding orgasm the head of the Goliath created was enough to sap all the energy out of me.

The project toy

The Goliath 2XL proved to me that it’s not a toy to be taken lightly, even getting just the head of it in me proved to be a challenge, but one that I’m glad I accomplished. For me the Goliath 2XL finally answers the question of how big do I want to go? The answer is balls deep on the Goliath 2xl. I know it’s going to be a lot of hard work to get to that point, but I’m glad I have a project toy to keep training towards.

Design

Hankeys Toys Goliath 2xl Design

The Goliath is something I could see in some twisted version of Restoration Hardware. It would be marketed as a bold and bodacious eye catching center piece that will bring any room together, and by god it would work too. I’m currently tempted to put the Goliath up on my mantel in my bedroom. It acts as a towering flesh colored monolith to always remind me of kinky anal play of the past and future. What I mean by all of this is that the Goliath is a well designed piece of sex toy art. Everything about it looks large and powerful. Beyond it’s aesthetics it’s also a very functionally designed toy as well. The massive base on it helps offset all the weight and gives it a super steady platform for you to ride it.

Ease of Use

Hankeys Toys Goliath 2xl Ease of Use

Seems a bit obvious, but I’ll say it anyway, the Goliath is not an easy toy to use. There’s nothing wrong with it, it’s just massive. It’s wider than my fist and almost as long as my forearm, of course it’s not easy to use. I will say that the giant balls/base of the toy make it very sturdy when you do use it.

Quality

Hankeys Toys Goliath 2xl Quality

The quality for the Goliath is exceptional. There is a lot of toy here, with a lot of surface area, so much so that you'd think that there would be more blemishes or seams from the mold process that got missed in quality control, but for the one I got, there were none. No seams, no dents, no chips, not a hair out of place. The other aspect that makes the Goliath so high quality is the silicone it's made with. Hankeys' uses platinum grade silicone that can be used with any type of lube whether it's water, silicone, or oil based. I did a spot test over a weekend with coconut oil on the Goliath and it didn't react at all.

Price

Hankeys Toys Goliath 2xl Price

Now I really am a broken record, but price wise Hankeys Toys are always worth it, and its best to view their toys as investments. When it comes to the Goliath the sheer quantity of high grade silicone is worth the price, not to mention the man hours it took to design the mold of it.

Performance

Hankeys Toys Goliath 2xl Performance

The Goliath, while hard to use does live up the the claims of being an unparalleled ride like no other that focuses on girth and uncut realism. Hankeys Toys set out to make a monster of a toy for size queens/kings and they did not disappoint.

Packaging

Hankeys Toys Goliath 2xl Packaging

I think I’ve griped about this enough in my other Hankey Reviews, but there is almost no packaging when it comes to the toys that Hankeys Toys makes, and that still holds true for a mountain of a toy like the Goliath. It was just sealed in plastic wrap in the cardboard shipping box. I really wish they would offer a bit more protection in shipping and a decent way to store toys of this size.

Materials and care

Hankeys Toys Goliath 2xl Materials and care

Like all toys from Hankeys Toys, the Goliath is made of 100% platinum grade silicone and is non porous and body safe. It can be cleaned with warm soapy water, and you can use it with any type of lube.

Specifications and features

Length12.5 inches
Insertable length10.5 inches
Diameter2.07-4.14 inches
Waterproofyes 
MaterialsPlatinum grade silicone 
Storage Bag IncludedNo 

Comparing Hankeys Toys Goliath 2xl with alternatives

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Overall score5.0 / 5.0 4.3 / 5.0 4.6 / 5.0 NaN / 5.0 4.8 / 5.0 5.0 / 5.0
Bedbible rating5.0 / 5.0 4.0 / 5.0 4.7 / 5.0 4.7 / 5.0 4.8 / 5.0 5.0 / 5.0
User rating5 / 5.0
from 216 users 		4.5 / 5.0
from 163 users 		4.5 / 5.0
from 4 users 		NaN / 5.0
from 0 users 		4.9 / 5.0
from 26 users 		4.9 / 5.0
from 40 users
PriceCheap Premium Premium Premium Premium Cheap
Design100 / 100 85 / 100 95 / 100 100 / 100 90 / 100 80 / 100
Ease of use40 / 100 100 / 100 95 / 100 75 / 100 85 / 100 60 / 100
Quality100 / 100 70 / 100 100 / 100 85 / 100 100 / 100 100 / 100
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Buzzy/Rumbly------
Length12.5 inches-6 inches11 inches11 inches11.5 inches
Insertable length10.5 inches10.5 inch inches5.75 inches8 inches9.5 inches10.5 inches
Diameter2.07-4.14 inches2.7 inches2.25 inchesTip: 2.26 inches, Base: 2.7 inchesSmall end: 1.75 inches, Large end: 2 inches3.34 inches
Waterproofyes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes
MaterialsPlatinum grade silicone "FIRMSKYN" (PVC) Silicone Silicone 360 grade stainless steel Silicone
Storage Bag IncludedNo Yes, white bag No -Yes No
Flexibility-Barely flexible ----
Fastening-Vac-U-Lock ----
Weight---43 lbs2.75 lbs-
Colors Available---25 different colors --
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Author
Allen Wiltshire
Allen Wiltshire

Average Joe by day, lover of all things kink and anal related by night. With over fifteen years experimenting with sex toys, sexuality, and BDSM I can confidently say that I’ve been around the block a few times and have learned a good deal about myself and what makes sex (with both inanimate and animate partners) good.

Age: 28
Gender: Male
Sexual orientation: Bi
Sex toy experience: Advanced
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