Mr Hankey’s Toys Horse Dildo II Review

Personal Experience

Showdown at the Rodeo

Lasso In for a Closer Look

Round ’em Up, Cowboy!

Design

Mr. Hankey's Horse Dildo II looks, feels, and performs like a top notch, high quality dildo. The silicone is soft to the touch, very durable and comparing it to their original horse dildo from the website, I'd say they improved the design a lot! The OG horse dildo, to me, doesn't look very appealing from the photos, whereas the Horse Dildo II looks lifelike, has a smaller tip, a thicker shaft with a slight tapered effect, and a bit of a curve to it. With some further research on the Mr. Hankey's website I found out the smaller size can be used with a strap-on harness, and you have the option to have a Vac-U-Hole added in the base, which you can buy a suction cup attachment for! I wish I had gotten this option! Personally I love the design, I think in the future for myself, I should go for the smaller size! So if you prefer big, heavy and feeling stuffed, this is the toy for you!

Ease of Use

As for ease of use, if you're used to larger toys then this will be a breeze for you to lasso up and ride until dawn. However, if you're not used to bigger toys, and are on the smaller/tighter side, I suggest taking things nice and slow, warm yourself up, and use a fair amount of lubrication. I can definitely see someone who has mobility and/or grip issues having a hard time using this toy alone. I had to get my hubby to help me warm up beforehand, and even had him insert it for me as well, as I had a difficult time using it alone and I don't have grip or mobility issues!

Quality

The Horse Dildo II from Mr. Hankey's Toys is made from sturdy, good quality silicone. Its heavy, durable, and adds an extra kick in the sheets. My only issue with the quality would have to be that the texture of the silicone is a little on the sticky side, which collects dust and dirt, making it very difficult to keep clean. Using water based lubricant helps a lot with the stickiness, but once it's washed, rinsed and air dried, it has a tacky feel to it. Otherwise, the detail, the colour, and materials are good enough for a 'best in show' contest.

Price

With there being so many options for the Horse Dildo II, the price varies, but all-in-all the price is reasonable. I personally don't make enough money to buy these kind of toys often, so when I do I typically splurge and spend far too much money. For what you get, which is just the toy and a sticker that doubles at the package branding, saying "Hankey's Toys" is a pretty fair deal to me. I don't personally care that it didn't come with any extra's as the toy itself is fantastic, but a storage bag or container would have been appreciated! The materials, close details, and the mounds of different options that come at checkout, The Horse Dildo II is a great price, and most certainly worth a stall in your stable!

Performance

The Horse Dildo II from Mr. Hankey's Toys has 26 reviews on their website, including a 5 star rating and several happy customers. I would say that this toy definitely lived up to all the hype, even if I was a little intimidated by the thing at first! Like I've mentioned, playing alone was a bit difficult, mind you, this is my second toy to be this large and I'm still getting the hang of them! It definitely felt great and brought some extra pleasure for me and my hubby. It's very different from things we've had in the past, so it was a nice change of scenery. The heavy base did keep it in place when I used it alone, and was pretty good at staying vertical, even though I had thought it would topple easily due to its girth and curved shaft. I was pleasantly surprised as gravity usually always wins.

Packaging

The packaging for the Horse Dildo II from Mr. Hankey's Toys is the furthest thing from fancy or extravagant, however like I mentioned earlier, a toy that's this awesome speaks for itself! A storage bag would have been nice as this particular dildo seems to catch dirt more easily than my others do! And with it being so large, it's very hard to find a place to put it without it causing some issue or another. There was a sticker included, that doubled as the label for Mr. Hankey's Toys company, which i found very effective! I love having the sticker to put on my laptop, so for me it was more than enough for the price of this magnificent stallion.

Materials and care

You clean your Horse Dildo II just like any other silicone toy you have. Wash with a mild soap, warm water, and your favourite toy cleanser. Typically I like to do another light soapy bath and rinse with warm water after using the cleanser as well, but you don't have to do that with most cleansers as a lot of them only need to be rinsed well afterwards. After you finish washing, cleansing, and rinsing, you can leave the Horse Dildo II out to air dry, and then find a good place to store it. I've heard silk cloths can help keep them clean during storage because they don't stick as badly, but I've yet to try this theory!