Orion Triple Teaser Strap-On — Test & Review

Personal Experience

What I was looking for

What I got

Verdict

Design

It looks quite plasticky. Something to do the job, trying to appear to be of the right size and form. The LEDs are bright, maybe too bright, but it all depends on whether you play in the light of day or in complete darkness as we did - the photo with LEDs on was made in the darkness.

Ease of Use

Although I didn't have any issues with ease of use, but I had quite some experience with sex toys already. So the behavior of the buttons was intuitive to me, but it can be otherwise for a total newbie. The manual enclosed is very generic and is written for all of the toys the manufacturer produces. The work of the buttons and suggested usages are only described on the packaging box itself - once you throw it away you will not find any help.

Quality

The remote is cheap, with gaps around the buttons, a visible rough seam on the perimeter. The "manual" is bad. The packaging didn't hold the toy securely in the designated place. The materials are questionable. We didn't encounter other problems with the vibration, though - it wasn't silent, but quite low-volume, it didn't become hot, we didn't have to recharge before 3-rd or 4-th use, the recharging was fast and automatic.

Price

I wouldn't buy it myself. I like more customizable and reliable things.

Performance

Neither me, nor my wife liked it. It will still do the job, but I expected more. The most unpleasant thing for us was that we could not turn the vibrations completely off from the remote - it only switches the intensity and patterns. Later I found, how to do it - it was in the manual on the box: you need to switch on the toy and the remote and then press power button on the remote for 1 second - it switches off the remote and puts the toy into stand by mode; to turn the vibrations on again, you need to push the power button on the remote again, then push the pattern button and the toy will resume with the last pattern and intensity used. But we didn't know it then, so we had to reach out and find that hidden button in between two bodies to turn it off or on whenever we felt we need a change. Also when the toy turns on, it defaults to intense permanent vibration out of a sudden. To make it less intense and to use a different pattern you will have to reach to remote and press two different buttons. It kind of ruins all the intimacy and step-by-step alterations in the pegging process. Well, maybe you like it intense right away - then go for it, but we didn't enjoy it.

Packaging

The visual design of the box is quite good, has the ideas and general information on the usage. As I said - the technical design wasn't good enough and the contents were just moving inside the box. Maybe it got hit during the transportation? I do not know, but good packaging should withstand it, right?

Materials and care

The toy is waterproof, but not the remote. So you can easily wash the toy, but ensure you keep the remote away from the lube and water. Speaking of the lube - you will definitely need it. The soft-touch surface of the toy doesn't go inside one's body without a good amount of lubrication. On the other hand, when in lube it becomes slippery, so hold it tight. The weight is just OK, I think. Although they recommend the active partner to use a harness or something to ensure the toy stays in place. There was absolutely no storage box or purse provided, so you will have to find your own way to store the toy, the remote and the charging cable safely without one scratching or bending the other.