Satisfyer Sexy Secret Review

Kasia Halinowska
by Kasia HalinowskaUpdated:
3.8/5

Overall RatingBedbible Rating

Overall Rating

3.8/5

Bedbible Rating:

3.8/5

Reviewed by: 

Kasia Halinowska

User Ratings:

3.9/5

Based on 43 user reviews

80/100
DesignBeginner

Rating: Satisfyer Sexy Secret Panty Vibrator was rated 80 out of 100, which means it is designed very well.

What it is: The design rating takes into account the shape of the toy in both a visual and ergonomic perspective. We ask our reviewers to rate the overall feeling of the Satisfyer Sexy Secret Panty Vibrator.

90/100
Ease of UseEase of Use

Rating: Satisfyer Sexy Secret Panty Vibrator was rated 90 out of 100, which means it is extremely easy to use and worked very well.

What it is: The Ease of Use rating is a score given on how easy the toy is to operate and use. Aspects that are considered is the suitability for different kinds of people, intuitiveness, and potential learning curve of using the product for pleasure (or pain).

70/100
QualityQuality

Rating: Satisfyer Sexy Secret Panty Vibrator was rated 70 out of 100, which means it is very good quality.

What it is: The Quality rating is a score that takes into account the quality of the materials used in the toy, how well it was manufactured, the safety, durability and overall quality feel of the toy.

Affordable

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PricePrice

Rating: Satisfyer Sexy Secret Panty Vibrator was rated 2 out of 5, which means it is moderately priced, neither expensive nor cheap.

What it is: The Price rating is indicated by 1-5 price icons. 1 indicate a very cheap product, while 5 indicate a very expensive product. The rating is a relative score compared to other similar toys.

BeginnerBeginner

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My Verdict

Overall, I think the Satisfyer Sexy Secret won’t belong to my favorite vibrators list, because of how weak the vibrations are. But I can see it as a good choice for those who are very sensitive to external vibrations or want a super discreet toy to use during public play. The toy is very well-made, it’s comfortable to wear, it's super quiet, and the app is easy and fun to use. Just don’t get it; you are wishing for extra powerful orgasms!

Buy, if you...

  1. are looking for a whisper-quiet panty vibrator
  2. are into public play
  3. like app-controlled vibrators

Don't buy, if you...

  1. like powerful vibrations
  2. are looking for a dual stimulating sex toy

About The Satisfyer Sexy Secret Panty Vibrator

The Satisfyer Sexy Secret is a panty vibrator that delivers external vibrations across the whole vulva. Its ergonomic design fits all kinds of underwear, and thanks to the powerful magnet, it stays in place, even when you are on the go. It also features app control with many attractive features to spice up couples and solo play.

The vibrations of the Satisfyer Sexy Secret Panty Vibrator are silent, gently, and somewhat buzzy

SoundSound rating

Rating: Satisfyer Sexy Secret Panty Vibrator was rated 0 out of 5, which means it is silent.

What it is: The sound rating provides a visual representation of how loud the vibrations of Satisfyer Sexy Secret Panty Vibrator felt to the reviewer.

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PowerSound rating

Rating: Satisfyer Sexy Secret Panty Vibrator was rated 2 out of 5, which means it is gentle.

What it is: The power rating describes how fast and strong the vibrations of Satisfyer Sexy Secret Panty Vibrator felt to the reviewer.

Sound ratingSound ratingPower ratingPower ratingPower rating
BuzzyBuzzy
What it is: Buzzy vibrators have a high frequency that stimulates the surface (like a high pitch).
RumblyRumbly
What it is: Rumbly vibrators have low-frequency vibrations that stimulate deeper into the tissue (like the bass in music).

Pros

  • Super quiet vibrations
  • Comfortable to wear
  • Strong magnet keeps the toy in the right place
  • Easy to control app with fun features

Cons

  • Weak vibrations

Personal Experience

My Personal Experiences with Satisfyer Sexy Secret Panty Vibrator

Satisfyer Sexy Secret – The Not-So-Sexy Disappointment

I was so excited to finally test a panty vibrator! The only other wearable vibrator I have is the Lovense Lush 3, but I really wanted to try a vibe intended for clitoral stimulation, and the Sexy Secret seemed like the perfect toy. On paper, everything looked amazing: the ergonomic design, silky-smooth silicone, and app control, but in reality, I was disappointed… At first, I was impressed by the design. The vibrations spread across the whole toy, which provides nice vibrations across the whole vulva, and the silicone felt super smooth and comfortable. It’s just the vibrations; they don’t do anything! They were far too weak for me to feel any kind of pleasure, and to be honest, they were just annoying me.

Trying to Make It Work

After initial disappointment, I decided to try everything I could to make it work, but no matter what I did, I just couldn’t reach the type of stimulation I needed to orgasm. So, I accepted the fact that this toy is meant for teasing and public wear only, which is a shame because if the vibrations were slightly stronger, this could be a fantastic hands-free vibrator for me. I liked the design and the feel, and I found the app a nice surprise. I especially liked the meditation feature, which could be a nice thing to use during more self-pleasure-oriented times, but the vibrations ruined the experience for me.

Design

Satisfyer Sexy Secret Panty Vibrator Design

I really like the design of the Satisfyer Sexy Secret. I find it sleek and quite luxurious. I love the red wine color and the super soft feel of the silicone. However, I am a bit conflicted about the shape of the toy itself, I like the top of the clitoral stimulator; it’s nicely textured and feels very nice against the skin, even when worn with underwear, but the pointy part on the bottom feels a bit irritating around the lower part of the vulva.

Ease of Use

Satisfyer Sexy Secret Panty Vibrator Ease of Use

I found using the Satisfyer Sexy Secret really easy, and I can definitely recommend this toy to any beginner. All you need to do is place the toy on the clitoris, put your pants on, adjust, and put the magnet on. The Satisfyer Connect App also connects very quickly, and it has a few simple features that are easy to understand even if you are not tech-savvy. However, I did have some connection issues while wearing the toy around the house, so using it long-distance might have similar issues.

Quality

Satisfyer Sexy Secret Panty Vibrator Quality

I think the quality of The Sexy Secret is nice for such an affordable price. It’s discreet and quiet, and the silicone feels smooth and comfortable against the skin. The magnet is strong enough to keep the vibe in the right place. The only issue was the vibrations; they were far too weak for my preference.

Price

Satisfyer Sexy Secret Panty Vibrator Price

Compared to other panty vibes, the Satisfyer Sexy Secret has a very attractive price. It’s also made with high-quality materials, has a strong magnet, and is app-enabled, so if you want a budget-friendly vibe, I think it’s a good choice. But because of the lower price, the vibrations aren’t very powerful, and the app isn’t as advanced as some others on the market.

Performance

Satisfyer Sexy Secret Panty Vibrator Performance

To be completely honest, the Satisfyer Sexy Secret didn’t meet my expectations. The vibrations were way too weak for me to find them pleasurable, so it’s not a toy I would be reaching for often. I understand that this toy is meant to be worn for public play, so the vibrations can’t be too strong, but even in the app, there is such a small difference between the power range of vibrations that you can't use it for anything more than teasing.

Packaging

Satisfyer Sexy Secret Panty Vibrator Packaging

The Sexy Secret came in a classic Satisfyer box with all the important goodies included. There is a magnetic charger, an instruction manual, and a cute storage bag.

Materials and care

Satisfyer Sexy Secret Panty Vibrator Materials and care

The Satisfyer Sexy Secret is made of silky-smooth silicone, which feels great on the skin. It’s also fully waterproof and easy to clean, all you are going to need is warm water and a sex toy cleaner. Just give it a good wash and remember to pay attention to all the crevices.

Special feature

Satisfyer Sexy Secret Panty Vibrator Special feature

The Satisfyer Connect App was a pleasant surprise! The toy quickly connected to the toy, and everything was really easy to control. The app includes: a Program Play, where you can create your own vibration patterns; a Live Control, where you can control the power and patterns with your tour finger, the Ambient, and Music Sound, Remotyca Stories with plenty of spicy erotica stories that correspond to vibrations; and my fave was the High Touch Meditation, which is a great guide to self-pleasure!

Specifications and features

MaterialsSilicone, ABS plastic 
Vibration modesUnlimited in the app  
Remote ControlsSatisfyer Connect App 
Length3.4 inches
Width1.5 inches
WaterproofYes 
RechargeableYes 
Colors AvailableRed 
Storage Bag IncludedYes 

Comparing Satisfyer Sexy Secret Panty Vibrator with alternatives

Compare Satisfyer Sexy Secret Panty VibratorSatisfyer Sexy Secret Panty Vibrator
Overall score3.8 / 5.0 4.2 / 5.0 4.1 / 5.0 4.0 / 5.0 4.3 / 5.0
Bedbible rating3.8 / 5.0 5.0 / 5.0 4.0 / 5.0 3.0 / 5.0 4.3 / 5.0
User rating3.9 / 5.0
from 43 users
3.3 / 5.0
from 43 users
4.2 / 5.0
from 187 users
5 / 5.0
from 1 users
4.4 / 5.0
from 99 users
PriceAffordable Moderate Premium Pricey Pricey
Design80 / 100 100 / 100 90 / 100 45 / 100 80 / 100
Ease of use90 / 100 95 / 100 80 / 100 70 / 100 80 / 100
Quality70 / 100 100 / 100 90 / 100 50 / 100 90 / 100
Soundnull / 100 40 / 100 40 / 100 40 / 100 20 / 100
Power40 / 100 40 / 100 60 / 100 20 / 100 40 / 100
Buzzy/Rumblysomewhat buzzy somewhat buzzy neither really buzzy nor rumbly very buzzy somewhat buzzy
MaterialsSilicone, ABS plastic Silicone, ABS Plastic Silicone Body-safe silicone and ABS plastic Silicone
Vibration modesUnlimited in the app 3 premade but unlimited custom -3 3
Remote ControlsSatisfyer Connect App Physical Remote & App Controls Physical Remote & App Controls Yes Yes
Length3.4 inches3.4 inches3 inches3.75 inches3 inches
Width1.5 inches1.5 inches1 inches1.75 inches0.83 inches
WaterproofYes Yes Yes Splashproof Yes
RechargeableYes Yes Yes USB charger Yes
Colors AvailableRed Black blue or black Black/Pink -
Storage Bag IncludedYes No Yes Yes Yes
Battery Life-At least 60 minutes120 minutes90 minutes180 minutes
Charging Time-180 minutes90 minutes120 minutes60 minutes
Travel Lock-No No No -
Vibration speeds--3 + More In-App (Without sound activation) 1 -
Vibration patterns--7 + More In-App 5 10
Clitoral suction----No modes
Diameter----0.9 inches
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Author
Kasia Halinowska
Kasia Halinowska

Content Specialist | Working with sex education has been a dream of mine for a long time, but after years of studying marketing and working at boring corporations, I never thought my dream could come true, but here I am! Therefore, my goal at Bedbible is to help you discover all the sex toy wonders that I have the pleasure of working with and touch on the subjects close to my heart, like body positivity, inclusivity, feminism, and most importantly, sex and intimacy! Plus, as a person with a marketing background, you can be sure I will not fall for any false advertising and be brutally honest with my reviews!

Age: 25
Gender: Female
Sexual orientation: Heterosexual
Sex toy experience: Experienced
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