SMACKONY Transparent 3-in-1 Male Masturbator Review

Alessandro Michele
by Alessandro MicheleUpdated:
3.6/5
Overall RatingBedbible Rating

Overall Rating

3.6/5

Bedbible Rating:

4/5

Reviewed by: 

Alessandro Michele

User Ratings:

3.2/5

Based on 152 user reviews

90/100
DesignBeginner

Rating: SMACKONY Transparent 3-in-1 Male Masturbator was rated 90 out of 100, which means it is designed absolutely incredible.

What it is: The design rating takes into account the shape of the toy in both a visual and ergonomic perspective. We ask our reviewers to rate the overall feeling of the SMACKONY Transparent 3-in-1 Male Masturbator.

90/100
Ease of UseEase of Use

Rating: SMACKONY Transparent 3-in-1 Male Masturbator was rated 90 out of 100, which means it is extremely easy to use and worked very well.

What it is: The Ease of Use rating is a score given on how easy the toy is to operate and use. Aspects that are considered is the suitability for different kinds of people, intuitiveness, and potential learning curve of using the product for pleasure (or pain).

40/100
QualityQuality

Rating: SMACKONY Transparent 3-in-1 Male Masturbator was rated 40 out of 100, which means it is of mediocre quality.

What it is: The Quality rating is a score that takes into account the quality of the materials used in the toy, how well it was manufactured, the safety, durability and overall quality feel of the toy.

My Verdict

The internet is full of similar 3-in-1 male masturbators, but you can't go wrong with this affordable, compact, somewhat noisy, and surprisingly high-quality Amazon purchase — be warned that some poor warehouse worker will most likely get a smirk packing and shipping it out to you though! The simulated mouth feels amazing to enter, while the vaginal and anal molds offer a tight fit that'll help you finish a lot quicker. Overall, this transparent toy is a lot of fun but it'd be amazing for a competitor to produce the same model; however, manufacture it out of body-safe silicone instead for long-term use.

BeginnerBeginner

Beginner: Suited for those new to the world of sex toys. These products are designed with simplicity and ease of use in mind, providing a gentle introduction to enhance your experiences. Whether you're exploring for the first time or looking for something straightforward, these items are a perfect starting point.

IntermediateIntermediate

Intermediate: Tailored for individuals who have some familiarity with sex toys and are looking to explore further. These products offer a balance between comfort and new sensations, allowing you to expand your horizons and discover new pleasures. Ideal for those ready to take the next step in their journey.

AdvancedAdvanced

Advanced: Designed for the experienced and adventurous. These products cater to those who are well-acquainted with sex toys and are seeking more intense or diverse sensations. If you're looking to push boundaries and explore the depths of pleasure, these items are crafted just for you.

About The SMACKONY Transparent 3-in-1 Male Masturbator

SMACKONY's Transparent 3 in 1 Male Masturbator advertises itself as a 1.15lb clear personal massager featuring realistic human lips with an internal tongue and teeth connected with a 6-inch internal cavity that opens up to a perfectly molded vagina on the other end. An additional closed-off and tight anal cavity provides you with a total of 3 unique sensations from a single waterproof stroker. You can find multiple alternatives and similar sex toys online but Smackony's is one of the most popular masturbators on Amazon which also happens to be transparent.

Pros

  • Transparent
  • Affordable
  • Waterproof
  • Compact
  • Includes a storage bag

Cons

  • Not body-safe
  • Requires detailed cleaning
  • Surface material picks up lint

Personal Experience

My Personal Experiences with SMACKONY Transparent 3-in-1 Male Masturbator

Best Budget Fleshlight Alternative

Let me paint a scenario, you’re a guy looking to invest a bit of time into some ‘personal’ fun but don’t want to exactly shell out $50 to $90 for the name-brand pocket pussy. So naturally you hit up Amazon and browse through the various affordable sex toys until you come across the Smackony 3-in-1 male masturbator which is cheap, easy to hide, and offers 3 unique sensations. Congratulations, you chose the best viable alternative to the name brand you could’ve found online — but at what cost?

Silicone VS TPE

Yes, you can fuck this toy in several ways that’ll make you finish as soon as you’d like, but take into consideration your safety for a second. A vast majority of sex toys online are designed, manufactured, shipped overseas, and ultimately end up in the hands of consumers with very little oversight over final quality assurance. The Smackony 3-in-1 masturbator clearly labels itself as a TPE product which is known not to be body-safe. The porous material will cultivate bacteria over time (quicker or slower depending on your hygiene) so please properly sanitize the toy before and after use.

Overall Experience

I went out of my way to look for a transparent sex toy after browsing a couple of NSFW subreddits and noticing that some of the most popular posts on male masturbation subreddits always tend to involve a well-endowed Redditor and a clear sex toy. The comment section made it apparent that a decent group of people out there want to see the typically hidden action happening with every thrust. I went online and picked up this Smackony 3-in-1 sex toy as my first transparent toy and it didn’t disappoint.

Design

SMACKONY Transparent 3-in-1 Male Masturbator Design

Transparent strokers and masturbators are a personal favorite since they're a bit aesthetic and make sending nudes a little more entertaining. This stroker is perfect for what it offers at its price point. The molds of the simulated mouth and vagina are surprisingly detailed while the anus is going to be a tight fit if you're on the larger end. This clear sex toy both looks and feels good to use.

Ease of Use

SMACKONY Transparent 3-in-1 Male Masturbator Ease of Use

You slide your penis into the toy and go to town, no batteries required; however, I highly recommend using a water-based lubricant if you want to make the most out of the experience. The toy fits snugly around the average penis based on the compilation of Amazon reviews but will require a bit of help to stroke or insert depending on your girth. The included drying stick and open-ended main cavity make it easy to sanitize, dry off, and store once you're done.

Quality

SMACKONY Transparent 3-in-1 Male Masturbator Quality

The toy mold itself is impressively manufactured despite its cost but the main dealbreaker is the porous thermoplastic elastomer (TPE) material itself which is known to retain more bacteria compared to silicone sex toys stored and maintained in similar conditions. I wouldn't mind paying extra for a fully silicone version which would make this a no-brainer purchase for every guy out there. It'd probably be a great idea to wear a condom even if you're cleaning and drying it as directed.

Price

SMACKONY Transparent 3-in-1 Male Masturbator Price

The online listing for this clear 3-in-1 stroker alongside similar alternatives ranges around the same $20 price tag which is acceptable. I was able to score the discounted $17.99 price which might be closer to its true price tag (despite the significantly cheaper Alibaba cost) and you get what you pay for when taking into consideration the risks associated with using TPE for personal massagers. Is it worth buying though? Yes. You get a nice beginner stoker in a transparent waterproof material with a drying stick and a storage bag. I've paid more for significantly less value with other products available on Amazon or in local sex shops.

Performance

SMACKONY Transparent 3-in-1 Male Masturbator Performance

Multiple users on Amazon claimed that this toy felt great and they weren't wrong. Inserting yourself through the mouth portion feels unique and somewhat intense as the teeth and internal texture rub against you with every stroke. Add some lubricant and you now have a simulated messy blowjob which feels fantastic and once again highly recommend it. The closed-off anal cavity is noticeably tighter than the mouth and vaginal entries but feels enjoyable to play with. If you haven't realized by now then yes, this toy will get noticeably loud depending on how intense you stroke yourself and will easily get into vulgar mac-n-cheese levels of audio.

Packaging

SMACKONY Transparent 3-in-1 Male Masturbator Packaging

Low key and basic are the only two words that describe the packaging that contained this clear sex toy. There was nothing out of the ordinary when the Amazon package finally arrived. Everything was neatly contained within a white nondiscript box wrapped in a clear cellophane. Inside the box, the toy itself was vacuum sealed within white plastic bag, and placed inside of its black storage bag alongside the drying stick and a thank you card.

Materials and care

SMACKONY Transparent 3-in-1 Male Masturbator Materials and care

This is a waterproof 100% TPE porous product so you must rinse and dry it after every use before storing it again within the included storage bag. They do include a dry stick which is meant to be placed down the main oral and vaginal cavity to help dry the material quicker but, keep in mind that I can't stress this enough throughout the review that TPE isn't a recommended material for personal sex toys due to its porous surface leading to bacterial growth no matter how much you dry it. Seriously guys, use silicone sex toys if you can afford them because it's not worth risking an infection over something so trivial.

Special feature

SMACKONY Transparent 3-in-1 Male Masturbator Special feature

The main selling point of this toy is its waterproof 3 in 1 functionality which doesn’t disappoint. Sliding yourself past the synthetic mouth feels incredible although not exactly a 1-to-1 recreation of receiving oral in real life which might be a great thing depending on your partner’s skill or lack thereof (guys, gals, and anyone reading please ask your partner to direct and help you out if you’re not particularly experienced in oral – you’ll both appreciate it in the long term). The vaginal entrance is just as exciting especially when paired with a bit of lubricant but the anal entry will most likely be a tight fit if your girth and length are even somewhat above average. Once again you can’t go wrong for the price in this category of sex toys. The small form factor and features contained within it rival significantly larger sex torsos and full-sized dolls.

Specifications and features

Length6.9 inches
Width2.75 inches
Diameter (internal)2 inches
TextureGrooves and Bumps 
Openings3 — Mouth, Vagina and Anus 
MaterialsTPE 
WaterproofYes 
Storage Bag IncludedYes 
Colors AvailableFlesh, Wheat, Black, Transparent 

Comparing SMACKONY Transparent 3-in-1 Male Masturbator with alternatives

Compare SMACKONY Transparent 3-in-1 Male MasturbatorSMACKONY Transparent 3-in-1 Male Masturbator
Overall score3.6 / 5.0 4.0 / 5.0 4.5 / 5.0 3.1 / 5.0 4.4 / 5.0 3.5 / 5.0
Bedbible rating4.0 / 5.0 3.8 / 5.0 4.8 / 5.0 2.0 / 5.0 4.2 / 5.0 3.0 / 5.0
User rating3.2 / 5.0
from 152 users
4.2 / 5.0
from 5 users
4.2 / 5.0
from 124 users
4.3 / 5.0
from 3 users
4.6 / 5.0
from 13 users
3.9 / 5.0
from 405 users
PriceCheap Affordable Affordable Affordable Cheap Cheap
Design90 / 100 50 / 100 100 / 100 40 / 100 80 / 100 75 / 100
Ease of use90 / 100 90 / 100 95 / 100 40 / 100 100 / 100 90 / 100
Quality40 / 100 90 / 100 90 / 100 50 / 100 80 / 100 25 / 100
Sound------
Power------
Buzzy/Rumbly------
Length6.9 inches8.6 inches4.4 inches4 inches6.5 inches6 inches
Width2.75 inchesOpening slit: 0.39 inches3 inches-3 inches3 inches
Diameter (internal)2 inches-0.5 inches-0.5 inches1-0.75 inches
TextureGrooves and Bumps -Turbo --Ribbed Interior
Openings3 — Mouth, Vagina and Anus -2 Neutral Orifices Open-ended, Neutral -2 Neutral Orifices
MaterialsTPE TPE Superskin (TPE), ABS Plastic Hard Plastic, Silicone TPR TPE
WaterproofYes -Yes Yes Yes Yes
Storage Bag IncludedYes -Comes with End Caps -No No
Colors AvailableFlesh, Wheat, Black, Transparent -Clear Blue -Light Skin Tone Clear
Weight-28.2 lbs----
Insertable length-7.5 inches3.5 inches-6.5 inches6 inches
Diameter-Widest spot: 0.55 inches, Tightest spot: 0.41 inches----
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Alessandro Michele
Alessandro Michele

Sometimes outside but mostly behind a screen. I tend to spend my free time listening to techno while procrastinating completing yet another side project. My personal library is full of dense scientific literature, historical nonfiction, and the occasional short story anthology. Most importantly though, I care about helping young couples be more intimate and vulnerable with one another for a more fulfilling relationship.

Age: 26
Gender: Male
Sexual orientation: Straight
Sex toy experience: Intermidiate
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