Sportsheets Saffron Acrylic Spanker Review

Anna Dill
by Anna DillUpdated:
4.6/5

Overall RatingBedbible Rating

Overall Rating

4.6/5

Bedbible Rating:

4.2/5

Reviewed by: 

Anna Dill

User Ratings:

5.0/5

Based on user reviews

75/100
DesignBeginner

Rating: Sportsheets Saffron Acrylic Spanker was rated 75 out of 100, which means it is designed very well.

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80/100
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Rating: Sportsheets Saffron Acrylic Spanker was rated 80 out of 100, which means it is very easy to figure out and use.

What it is: The Ease of Use rating is a score given on how easy the toy is to operate and use. Aspects that are considered is the suitability for different kinds of people, intuitiveness, and potential learning curve of using the product for pleasure (or pain).

90/100
QualityQuality

Rating: Sportsheets Saffron Acrylic Spanker was rated 90 out of 100, which means it is one of the absolute top quality toys.

What it is: The Quality rating is a score that takes into account the quality of the materials used in the toy, how well it was manufactured, the safety, durability and overall quality feel of the toy.

Affordable

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Rating: Sportsheets Saffron Acrylic Spanker was rated 2 out of 5, which means it is moderately priced, neither expensive nor cheap.

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My Verdict

Add some intense spank to your impact sessions with this acrylic paddle! The Saffron acrylic spanker is easy to wield and delivers powerful spanks with a satisfying loud swat.

Buy, if you...

  1. love spanking your partners
  2. want more precision with your spanks
  3. like leaving behind interesting bruises

Don't buy, if you...

  1. have wrist mobility or grip issues
  2. prefer softer, less rigid implements for impact play

About The Sportsheets Saffron Acrylic Spanker

The Saffron Acrylic Spanker is a clear acrylic paddle with rounded edges and a dark straight handle. The circular holes on its thin rectangular spanking surface offer additional flexibility and swing speed to the paddle. It introduces lovely residual imprints on the skin if used to spank thoroughly.

Pros

  • Delivers loud, powerful spanks
  • Easy to clean and store
  • Well-priced and beginner friendly

Cons

  • Looks basic, not luxurious
  • The grip is not ergonomic

Personal Experience

My Personal Experiences with Sportsheets Saffron Acrylic Spanker

First Impressions

At first glance, I was curious about this toy. Its rigid frame and punched out features caught my eye, and I was eager to put it to the test. I don’t have many plastic impact tools in my toy box, so this one was immediately different in texture, swing and overall feel. I tested it out on myself for a bit, and I was impressed with how much power I can deliver with a simple swing! The shape of the paddle allows the spank to distribute along the skin evenly, which creates a unique experience for the person being spanked. The amount of precision and control you get with this toy is comparable to using your hand, only difference is that you don’t get the residual pain in the palm from certain high impact spanks.

To Spank or to SPANK?

The Sportsheets Saffron Acrylic Spanker quickly became a casual favorite in my arsenal. I love the sound it makes as it whooshes through air before striking flesh. The spanks resound powerfully as well, which alarmed me slightly at first, but my bottoms loved it. I can quickly reduce even the most stubborn brat to wriggles, groans and pants with some targeted swings from this beauty. I was very interested in discovering what kinds of marks this toy left behind. While I did notice a few circular hole imprints on my canvases initially, the overwhelming result after a long session was heated, flushed and tender behinds, with few distinct hole imprints to be found. I was easily able to reach the globes of the ass, upper thighs and upper back with this toy.

Some Special Moves

I enjoyed trying out many ways to use this spanker. Other than the traditional swings to spank, you can take advantage of the Saffron Acrylic Spanker’s rigid flexibility to spice things up. Grip the handle, pull back on the clear paddle, take careful aim and let the pain plane fly! This move is especially fun since you can ramp up the intensity with no sweat. The edges of the spanker are rounded and smooth, making it lovely to press into skin after you have spanked them thoroughly. Trace lines on your canvas, spell out your name! It’s always nice to offer your bottom a new sensation other than finger scratches and pats to soothe them while spanking.

Design

Sportsheets Saffron Acrylic Spanker Design

I like how the Saffron Acrylic Spanker looks in terms of design – the acrylic paddle definitely made me do a double take. At the end of the day, it is a plastic implement so it lacks the luxurious look and feel that other toys have. Despite the more basic design, I think this paddle works well and does exactly what you'd expect it to do. Its design is functional and simple.

Ease of Use

Sportsheets Saffron Acrylic Spanker Ease of Use

The Saffron Acrylic Spanker is quite easy to use and has almost no learning curve. It is a great toy for impact beginners and veterans. The handle is straight and has a rubbery silicone grip. I think someone with mobility or grip issues could struggle with this toy after a while. If you also tend to get sweaty hands, there's the chance of it flying out of your grip thanks to how smooth it is. There is a cord on the handle that you could loop around your wrist to reduce those chances.

Quality

Sportsheets Saffron Acrylic Spanker Quality

The spanker looks basic but it feels reliable and sturdy. I haven't had to worry about it breaking yet, but so far it has held up quite well. The acrylic is smoothened and has no cracks or snags.

Price

Sportsheets Saffron Acrylic Spanker Price

I think this is well priced. The Saffron Acrylic Spanker is a good inexpensive addition to the toy box and will likely last forever since its plastic!

Performance

Sportsheets Saffron Acrylic Spanker Performance

The Saffron Acrylic Spanker is wonderful to see in action. The 13 die-cut holes reduce air resistance and improve the flexibility so it whistles through the air before creating a loud harsh swat. It also leaves behind some of the hole-y imprints if you're dedicated enough and use only this toy to spank. The grip can get slick if you have sweaty hands, so be mindful.

Packaging

Sportsheets Saffron Acrylic Spanker Packaging

The Saffron Acrylic Spanker comes in a clear plastic wrap and a card attached to the loop on the handle. It is very standard and classic. The card contains the name of the product, its materials, and a limited lifetime warranty statement. There are no how to use instructions. I'm not a big fan of toys coming wrapped this way but it doesn't need to be wrapped up for storage so I will be lenient ;).

Materials and care

Sportsheets Saffron Acrylic Spanker Materials and care

The Saffron Acrylic Spanker is made from 65% acrylic, 20% phthalate free PVC and 15% nylon. It is body safe, light, waterproof and non-porous. You can easily clean this toy by giving it a wipe down with anti-bacterial wipes or wash with soap + water and dry if you prefer. There is no storage bag for this toy unless you retain its plastic container. You can hang it with your floggers or tuck it away in a drawer.

Specifications and features

Length14.5 inches
Width2.75 inches
FlexibilityNone 
MaterialsAcrylic, PVC, Nylon 
WaterproofYes 
Storage Bag IncludedNo 
Colors AvailableClear 

Comparing Sportsheets Saffron Acrylic Spanker with alternatives

Compare Sportsheets Saffron Acrylic SpankerSportsheets Saffron Acrylic Spanker
Overall score4.6 / 5.0 4.7 / 5.0 4.0 / 5.0 4.7 / 5.0 5.0 / 5.0 4.9 / 5.0
Bedbible rating4.2 / 5.0 4.6 / 5.0 3.5 / 5.0 4.5 / 5.0 5.0 / 5.0 5.0 / 5.0
User rating5 / 5.0
from 7 users
4.7 / 5.0
from 11 users
4.6 / 5.0
from 134 users
4.9 / 5.0
from 12 users
5 / 5.0
from 1 users
4.8 / 5.0
from 1 users
PriceAffordable Affordable Affordable Pricey Affordable Affordable
Design75 / 100 95 / 100 60 / 100 90 / 100 100 / 100 100 / 100
Ease of use80 / 100 75 / 100 80 / 100 100 / 100 97 / 100 95 / 100
Quality90 / 100 100 / 100 60 / 100 100 / 100 95 / 100 100 / 100
Sound------
Power------
Buzzy/Rumbly------
Length14.5 inches6.5 inches13 inches15.5 inches17 inches15.25 inches
Width2.75 inches3 inches-2 inches3 inches6 inches
FlexibilityNone Very flexible Paddle bends nicely Some flexibility where needed -Sturdy
MaterialsAcrylic, PVC, Nylon Premium silicone Leather, Nickel-Free Metal Faux leather Vegan PU leather PU (Faux Leather)
WaterproofYes Yes Yes --Water-resistant
Storage Bag IncludedNo --Yes, a sleeve made from card -No
Colors AvailableClear --Black -Red
Weight--Balanced and easy to travel with lbsLightweight lbs-0.61 lbs
Allergies---Polyurethane --
Diameter-----1 inches
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Author
Anna Dill
Anna Dill

Oh so curious and excited to build my experience with all kinds of sex toys and document that journey in writing!

Age: 23
Gender: Female
Sexual orientation: Queer
Sex toy experience: Intermediate
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