Thrust Pro Elite Alana Review
My Verdict
With the Thrust Pro Elite Alana, you get exactly what you'd expect...but that is in no way a bad thing! This life-sized and ridiculously realistic masturbator looks and feels incredible, and the ease of use makes it a cinch for even the most inexperienced sex toy users. It has all the benefits of a full-sized sex doll while still being compact and relatively discreet. Sure, it's not as small as a cock ring or a butt plug, but the positives far outweigh the negatives! The price might put some people off, as will the fact that it is not made of silicone, but to be honest those are minor things, really. If you can afford it, then you should go for it, because I was more than a little surprised at how great the Thrust Pro Elite Alana is! It's definitely going to be one that I keep revisiting. If you know what I mean!
Recommended for
I find this best for those with some experience; it offers a well-balanced challenge.
Beginner: Suited for those new to the world of sex toys. These products are designed with simplicity and ease of use in mind, providing a gentle introduction to enhance your experiences. Whether you're exploring for the first time or looking for something straightforward, these items are a perfect starting point.
Intermediate: Tailored for individuals who have some familiarity with sex toys and are looking to explore further. These products offer a balance between comfort and new sensations, allowing you to expand your horizons and discover new pleasures. Ideal for those ready to take the next step in their journey.
Advanced: Designed for the experienced and adventurous. These products cater to those who are well-acquainted with sex toys and are seeking more intense or diverse sensations. If you're looking to push boundaries and explore the depths of pleasure, these items are crafted just for you.
About The Thrust Pro Elite Alana
Well, hello there, have you met Alana? Or should we say the Thrust Pro Elite Alana ribbed masturbator! This realistic rump has two tight holes and tantalizingly textured canals that you’ll love to pound into. The vagina has a 0.5-inch wide canal and 7.5-inch depth, while the butt has a squeezing and milking 0.1-inch wide canal and 5.5-inch depth. Plus, unlike other larger and more expensive sex dolls, this one is relatively small, measuring in at only 14″ x 14″ x 9″!
Pros
- ✅Realistic looks
- ✅Authentic textures
- ✅Premium quality
- ✅Simple to use
Cons
- ❌Fairly bulky
- ❌Not too discreet
- ❌High price
- ❌Porous material
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Personal Experience
How did I find the Thrust Pro Elite Alana ribbed masturbator? That’s a good question! My experience was a fantastic one! I found it to be very simple to use and the results to be explosively good! It had everything I’d have wanted in this level of sex toy. I knew what I was getting with a masturbator of this size: it’s not just an in-hand pump-and-done discreet little toy, but neither is it a huge and lumbering full sized sex doll. It takes the best aspects of both and puts them together in a toy that I legitimately had a great time playing with! I will say that because of the material it is made out of, I found that it very easily picked up fluff and hair. Nothing a quick wipe down wouldn’t sort out, but still, I can see how this could be a bit of an irritation for some people! Still, at the end of the day, I found the Thrust Pro Elite Alana to be a far better experience than some of the other masturbators I’ve tested out.
Design
There's nothing quite like a masturbator that actually looks like a proper pussy and ass! The Thrust Pro Elite Alana is molded to look like the ample and arousing rear end of a porn star! There is a perfectly sculpted vagina and a nice firm yet sexy-looking ass with a tight little hole for if you enjoy anal. The skin is a soft plastic and there is a sturdy core that gives the Thrust Pro Elite Alana its shape. It's a great choice if you like to give it to a girl from behind! It's so good that it doesn't even feel like you're masturbating - it feels like you're going hammer and tong on a real vagina or ass!
Ease of Use
The Thrust Pro Elite Alana is ridiculously easy to use. Just choose a hole, lube it up, and go for it! Because of its great and anatomically correct design, it makes for easy use. Just place the flat side down, so it looks like a porn star with her goods stuck in the air. It is made of a lifelike feeling soft plastic, but it has a bit of a tendency to want to grip and pull if not properly lubricated. There's certainly no going in dry! But then again, you wouldn't expect that with a real pussy or ass, would you! So ensuring that the holes and your penis are as smooth and slippery as possible is essential.
Quality
The quality of the Thrust Pro Elite Alana is pretty damn high. The soft plastic feels wonderful and does the job of replicating the squeeze, texture, and tightness of a real person's soft and supple holes. The inner textures are exciting and get the job done, with the pussy and the ass having two separate (but at the same time looped) canals. The ass is slightly tighter than the vagina, too, just in case you want more of a firm squeeze around your man meat!
Price
Now we come down to brass tacks: is the Thrust Pro Elite Alana worth the price you pay? In all honesty, it absolutely is. Sure, it's expensive, and there are more affordable masturbators out there, but for what you get, you really can't complain. If I was on a budget, it's not an option I would even consider, but having said that, if I was able to afford the Thrust Pro Elite Alana then it would be an absolute no-brainer. The overall experience completely warrants the high price, and I'd certainly recommend it to anyone that wants to take their masturbation to the next level!
Performance
The Thrust Pro Elite Alana performs like no other masturbator I've tried out yet! It works amazingly well and gets the job done in an arousing and highly authentic way! Sure, the Thrust Pro Elite Alana itself doesn't actually do anything, it just sits there and lets you hammer away at it! If it gets the job done and performs exactly as you want it to, that's all that matters. And with the Thrust Pro Elite Alana I expected nothing more and nothing less. So it's two thumbs (and a cock) up from me!
Packaging
When the Thrust Pro Elite Alana was first delivered, it came in a large box. It is quite a bulky package, but that's mainly down to the weight of the Thrust Pro Elite Alana itself. The box displays the toy on the front, with a nice clean white background and an orange border. It certainly feels like it's going to be a premium toy! Opening up the cardboard box, there is a plastic housing that stops it from moving around on the box. Simply remove the top half of the plastic packaging before lifting the toy from the bottom half of the plastic packaging.
Materials and care
The Thrust Pro Elite Alana is made from a soft plastic that looks and feels pretty much like the real thing. However, it does have the unfortunate ability to harbor bacteria and germs, potentially making it quite an unhygienic toy. Luckily, though, with a little elbow grease and work, you can keep it clean, and in tip-top condition. Once you have the water flowing into one hole, it will flow out of the other (as they are linked deep inside). Both holes are very stretchy and accommodating, so they can be stretched wide enough to ensure that you give them a good clean and dry.
Special feature
Surprisingly enough, the Thrust Pro Elite Alana has no special features. However, with that being said, we can look at how it compares to other similar masturbators. The truth of the matter is that there is very little difference! The main areas where the Thrust Pro Elite Alana is firstly in the details of the molding; each masturbator has a kind of unique mold that makes it visually a little different from the others. Secondly, there is the texture of the inner canals; the Thrust Pro Elite Alana has a set of unique patterns and textures that makes it feel different to other masturbators. So while it might look pretty similar, there are plenty of differences when it comes to the inner textures! And at the end of the day they’re what count most of all!
Specifications and features
Height | 9 inches |
Length | 14 inches |
Width | 14 inches |
Materials | Soft plastic |
Waterproof | Splashproof |
Openings | Vagina and anus |
Insertable length | (vagina) 7.5 inches, (anus) 5.5 inches |
Comparing Thrust Pro Elite Alana with alternatives
Thrust Pro Elite Alana | ||||||
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Overall score | 4.8 / 5.0 | 3.9 / 5.0 | 4.0 / 5.0 | 4.5 / 5.0 | 4.4 / 5.0 | 4.3 / 5.0 |
Bedbible rating | 5.0 / 5.0 | 3.5 / 5.0 | 3.2 / 5.0 | 4.3 / 5.0 | 5.0 / 5.0 | 4.6 / 5.0 |
User rating | 4.5 / 5.0 from 59 users | 4.3 / 5.0 from 765 users | 4.8 / 5.0 from 25 users | 4.7 / 5.0 from 257 users | 3.8 / 5.0 from 45 users | 3.9 / 5.0 from 320 users |
Price | Pricey | Moderate | Affordable | Moderate | Premium | Pricey |
Design | 90 / 100 | 80 / 100 | 50 / 100 | 80 / 100 | 95 / 100 | 87 / 100 |
Ease of use | 95 / 100 | 95 / 100 | 60 / 100 | 85 / 100 | 100 / 100 | 76 / 100 |
Quality | 85 / 100 | 90 / 100 | 88 / 100 | 76 / 100 | 100 / 100 | 90 / 100 |
Sound | - | - | - | - | 80 / 100 | 80 / 100 |
Power | - | - | - | - | 80 / 100 | 20 / 100 |
Buzzy/Rumbly | - | - | - | - | somewhat rumbly | very buzzy |
Height | 9 inches | - | - | - | - | 3.2 inches |
Length | 14 inches | 8 inches | 8.6 inches | - | 7 inches | 6 inches |
Width | 14 inches | - | Opening slit: 1.5 inches | - | - | 2 inches |
Materials | Soft plastic | ABS Plastic, TPE | TPE | Soft plastic | TPE, ABS Plastic, Polycarbonate, Polypropylene, Silicone | Medical-Grade Silicone, ABS Plastic |
Waterproof | Splashproof | - | - | Yes | Yes | Yes |
Openings | Vagina and anus | One Neutral Orifice | - | Vagina | - | - |
Insertable length | (vagina) 7.5 inches, (anus) 5.5 inches | 6 inches | 7.5 inches | 9 inches | 6.3 inches | - |
Diameter (internal) | - | 0.5 inches | - | - | 1.9 inches | 1.3 inches; stretches up to 1.75 inches |
Storage Bag Included | - | No | - | - | Hard charging case | No, But Comes With Case |
Colors Available | - | Black outer casing, clear inner sleeve | - | - | Black (Firm), White (Soft) | Black |
Weight | - | - | 28.2 lbs | - | - | - |
Diameter | - | - | Widest spot: 1.0 inches, Tightest spot: 0.3 inches | - | 3.1 inches | - |
Vibration speeds | - | - | - | - | 2 | - |
Vibration patterns | - | - | - | - | 3 | - |
Texture | - | - | - | - | Firm textured “gear” patterns | - |
Battery Life | - | - | - | - | 40 minutes | 60-70 minutes |
Rechargeable | - | - | - | - | Yes | Yes |
Charging Time | - | - | - | - | 90 minutes | 120 minutes |
Remote Controls | - | - | - | - | No | - |
Travel Lock | - | - | - | - | No, but you can remove the battery from the motors | Yes |
Vibration modes | - | - | - | - | - | 8 Intensities |
Reviewed by:
Josh Gill